Air Tran job fair

[Snake]

Hey snake we don't negotiate with motel 6 for rooms,


Hate to tell you this Fletch but I ain't married. Tell me, are you as embarrassed to admit who you work for or do you not let any of your fellow pilots know that you work part time at Taco Bell as an assistant manager.

 

[Ty Webb]

Well, Fletch, at least you were right about his Mom and the horse. What a gal!

 

[fletch717]

Don't be upset snake it's not your fault that your son has been hit in the face with more balls than a retard at P.E.

 

[bestpilot]

That could help your company save money also. Good luck.

Snake-word, WAZZUP!

Duuude, your like killin me. Its like the Air Tranny peeps are like all about savin the green backs and makin it so like the peeps who shop at Walmart can actually be affordin to fly on the Tranny.

Duude, what's so freaking bad about dat?

If the Waterboy and his Momma want to be buyin the duckets for the Tranny, why does it get under your Snakeskin?

There's some sort a history here, bra, and Im thinkin dat its goin way beyond whatever Ty Guy did to your personal life (dang Ty, you should be ashamed, bra). Tell us, Snake, your among friends, and we're wit you. Have a virtual brewski (and a few real ones) and spill the beans.

 

[bestpilot]

More likely, the teenage kid of a Delta pilot (whose Mom ran off with an AirTran pilot).

Ty Guy, DuuuDe, its bad enuff what you did, bra, but your like gloatin--baaad Kharma!

The dummy keeps sending me PM's . . . . I don't even read 'em, just delete 'em.

DUUUDE, show the Snake the love and like return his messages, bra.

Clint Eastwood was in that movie with that chick who called in and said "Play Misty for Me"

This chick keeps callin and callin and callin, and then....

BAM!!! Duuuudettte starts trippin and ole Clint ends up almost bein the victim.

Ty Guy, be careful, my brother from another mother, Snake Bra could be the freakin stalker, dude. Show Snake the love bra, before its too late. Snake venom is debinitly bad Kharma.

 

[CatfishVT9]

Hate to tell you this Fletch but I ain't married.

You should go to California. It's only as matter of time before you can wed your butt buddy.

 

[semperfido]

is snake lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut?

 

[FLB717]

You Guys Are Killin Me !!!!!!!

 

[737 Pylt]

You Guys Are Killin Me !!!!!!!

Really, time for more popcorn and beer!
737

 

[BuckO]

From the Snake ...or one of your pilot buddies having a drink with the drunk in 18D on the Vegas layover.

Boy snake you sure are a clASS act.

 

[Snake]

Back to the job fair. At which Flea Market in ATL is this job fair located? What kind of discount can I get on Value Jet/Air Tran from DFW? Come on Critters, I have friends who would like to work at your Airline. Also, a buddy of Ty Webb was asking about mobile home parks in the ATL area? Any close to the airport, maybe near your CEO? You "Critters" make my day. You all are so snug even though you are the low lifes of the avitation world.

 

[Dave Grohl]

I sense that some folks have got a few issues...

 

[fletch717]

Snake, It's at the flea market next to the triple x shop where your mom is promoting her latest flick " Donkeys my first love".

PS how's the wart treatment going.

 

[sleepy]

Back to the job fair. At which Flea Market in ATL is this job fair located? What kind of discount can I get on Value Jet/Air Tran from DFW? Come on Critters, I have friends who would like to work at your Airline. Also, a buddy of Ty Webb was asking about mobile home parks in the ATL area? Any close to the airport, maybe near your CEO? You "Critters" make my day. You all are so snug even though you are the low lifes of the avitation world.

I was wrong, it looks like he is furloughed from American.

 

[Snake]

One more question about the job fair. Will Elton John be providing the entertainment? I know Ty Webb was hoping for George Michael. What's next on the side of your aircraft, Twisted Sister or how about Brittney Spears?

 

[I.P. Freley]

I don't think I've ever seen this many posts deleted by a moderator... And a couple that were edited.

And all in 45 posts! It's great, great I tells ya!

 

[fletch717]

Thats OK, He's got his mom and daughter out working so he can play on his computer.

 

[fletch717]

actually, your mom and daughter are the entertainment and of course the donkey.

 

[fletch717]

Snake, That was a lovely PM you sent me. I'm flattered, but as I've told you before I'm not gay. Good luck buddy I'm sure you will find a shemale that is your soul mate one day.

Now back to your moms latest flick.

 

[AAflyer]

Wow,

A sixteen year old says some crap and a bunch of grown men act like they are 16. Kudos!! Let's see what we have covered;

1. Homosexuality

2. Child abuse and sodomy

3. And how could we forget the one who mentioned "retard", actually it is physically handicaped, but what the heck.

You guys are a real class act, would love to know how many individuals of the flying public read these boards and see who is actually flying them.

No wonder our pay is going down the tubes, act like kids get paid like kids.


AA

Now back to your regularly scheduled flaming and bashing!!

 

[Snake]

Fletch 717: I knew you were not man enough to answer. Enjoy your sorry life flying for Air Trash. Your passengers from the county welfare program are sure glad your company is in business.

 

[fletch717]

1. Snake won't take no for an answer. Snake for the last time I'm not (just for you AAflyer) of the alternative lifestyle.

2. I did'nt make snake's mom do the video with the donkey. But I'm watching it right now.

3. Ok "snake's son has been hit in the face with more balls than a Physically handicaped person at PE.

I feel better AAflyer Thanks.

Fletch

 

[AAflyer]

Fletch,

I was trying to be serious, now I can't stop laughing my a$$ off.

Nice return.

AA

 

[Snake]

fletch 717: I have seen a lot of your flight crews and I picture you as the typical Air Trash pilot about 5'8, fatass about 245-260 lbs. Out of shape and reflected of the kind of clientel your airline attracts. Your wife is probably a fatass also. Admit it. We will listen. May I suggest Dr. Adkins? It might help. By the way, take a shower. Ty Webb says you are stinking up the place.

 

[Dizel8]

Snake has been backended more times than a Ford Pinto.

 

[sleepy]

I just don't get where you are coming from Snake? I have flow Business Class on AirTran 5 times this month (I usually average 2 or 3 times per month dead-heading somewhere for my job). The service has always been very good.

My company once used Delta, but our pilots were unhappy with the service (we get Business Class on Airtran for the same price that we once had to pay to fly Coach on DAL). The FA's are much nicer on Airtran (DAL has mean old hags in Business Class, and you only get about one drink out of them on a two hour flight).

The aircraft are new, clean, and the employees are more friendly. Why would anybody pay more to fly a former major over Airtran?

 

[fletch717]

I know I am but what are you

Actually I'm 4'11" and 1/2.

since were doing the carnavale thing
you are 57, bald,furloughed and lost your pension

but never convicted.

 

[fletch717]

Sleepy, Snake was breastfed by his father, wait that's not a breast.

 

[jimcav]

Actually I had the pleasure of meeting Fletch's wife and she is quite pretty.More than Snake can say for his blow up doll.Even a mail order bride is out of his league.

 

[Dizel8]

Perhaps a blind mail order bride? Of course, if she was deaf too, it probably help his chances!