Air Tran job fair

[Snake]

. Like giving something extra chewy to the guy in 4B with 5 missing teeth, Make sure you Maybe at the job fair they will explain how Air Tran turns a profit. From what I hear, it is magical.


Oh our Airtran loving snake you know us so well that you know that we do not have a 4B, after our business class we start at row 10.

Your right, turning a profit in this time is magical. Hardworking employees most with a good attitude (you would fit right in with us) are what it takes. In your eyes that is PFM in our eyes it is doing the right thing.

Now snake you can start bashing on us. Keep trying to cause a fire. You can call us all scabs, valujet and oh know not CRITTER. Now go and pizz off.

I did not know that Air Tran had a business class. What's it take to upgrade to it? $5.oo and a Coke can?

 

[B6Busdriver]

The Snake is out of Here.

Promise?

 

[Phaedrus]

snake ( P ) Pronunciation Key (snk)
n.
Any of numerous scaly, legless, sometimes venomous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes or Ophidia (order Squamata), having a long, tapering, cylindrical body and found in most tropical and temperate regions.
A treacherous person. Also called snake in the grass.
A long, highly flexible metal wire or coil used for cleaning drains. Also called plumber's snake.
Economics. A fixing of the value of currencies to each other within defined parameters, which when graphed visually shows these currencies remaining parallel in value to each other as a unit despite fluctuations with other currencies.

 

[Phaedrus]

From Roget:
Synonyms (noun): backstabber, betrayer, Brutus, defector, deserter, double agent, double-crosser, fink, informer, Judas, quisling, snake in the grass, snitch, spy, stool pigeon, treasonist, turncoat

Synonyms (verb): edge, glide, grovel, gumshoe, inch, insinuate, lurk, **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**foot, scrabble, scramble, skulk, slink, slither, snake, sneak, squirm, steal, tiptoe, worm, wriggle, writhe

 

[Phaedrus]

apropos, oui?

 

[jetdawg]

I have an idea for you. Why don't you get info. on something you hate before you decide to hate it. You bash the hell out of FL from maintenance to our pilot group but you have know idea that we have a bus. class. And no jackazz it is 4.00 and a piece of your wifes panty fabric. Now I know you do not know Airtran.

I did not know that Air Tran had a business class. What's it take to upgrade to it? $5.oo and a Coke can?

 

[brownie]

i know bunch of fl guys and i jumpseated on them frequently they are a example of class and hard working pilots god bless u guys and your airline and ups guys always appreciate your generousity.

 

[Sgt. Hartman]

ease up kids!

 

[Lear70]

Don't forget that if you show up early in the day you can enter to win the free 737 type rating, of course you must be physically in the room for the drawing to win the prize (happens at the very end of the job forum). This is Kit Darby's way of preventing people from going over to the job fair booths before the job forum is finished.

Getting there early is NOT required. I usually waltz in around noon for the free lunch (well, not so free, it costs about $150 to go along with the rest of the forum), put my card in the fish bowl, listen to the people from each airline, stay close to the door I "think" will open first to the career fair, make sure I didn't get a free type rating (the 757 would be nice - oh well), then head for the "meet-n-greet".

I don't have to get a hotel the night before that way, and only have to stay overnight one night. Go to Expedia.com, find out the cheapest rates for the hotel you want, then go to Priceline and knock 40% off. You'll usually get it.

Good luck!

 

[fletch717]

Hey snake we don't negotiate with motel 6 for rooms,



Sorry, when one posts, he has to take the heat if it's controversial, but this is beginning to cross the line.

UAL78
Moderator

 

[Snake]

Hey snake we don't negotiate with motel 6 for rooms,


Hate to tell you this Fletch but I ain't married. Tell me, are you as embarrassed to admit who you work for or do you not let any of your fellow pilots know that you work part time at Taco Bell as an assistant manager.

 

[Ty Webb]

Well, Fletch, at least you were right about his Mom and the horse. What a gal!

 

[fletch717]

Don't be upset snake it's not your fault that your son has been hit in the face with more balls than a retard at P.E.

 

[bestpilot]

That could help your company save money also. Good luck.

Snake-word, WAZZUP!

Duuude, your like killin me. Its like the Air Tranny peeps are like all about savin the green backs and makin it so like the peeps who shop at Walmart can actually be affordin to fly on the Tranny.

Duude, what's so freaking bad about dat?

If the Waterboy and his Momma want to be buyin the duckets for the Tranny, why does it get under your Snakeskin?

There's some sort a history here, bra, and Im thinkin dat its goin way beyond whatever Ty Guy did to your personal life (dang Ty, you should be ashamed, bra). Tell us, Snake, your among friends, and we're wit you. Have a virtual brewski (and a few real ones) and spill the beans.

 

[bestpilot]

More likely, the teenage kid of a Delta pilot (whose Mom ran off with an AirTran pilot).

Ty Guy, DuuuDe, its bad enuff what you did, bra, but your like gloatin--baaad Kharma!

The dummy keeps sending me PM's . . . . I don't even read 'em, just delete 'em.

DUUUDE, show the Snake the love and like return his messages, bra.

Clint Eastwood was in that movie with that chick who called in and said "Play Misty for Me"

This chick keeps callin and callin and callin, and then....

BAM!!! Duuuudettte starts trippin and ole Clint ends up almost bein the victim.

Ty Guy, be careful, my brother from another mother, Snake Bra could be the freakin stalker, dude. Show Snake the love bra, before its too late. Snake venom is debinitly bad Kharma.

 

[CatfishVT9]

Hate to tell you this Fletch but I ain't married.

You should go to California. It's only as matter of time before you can wed your butt buddy.

 

[semperfido]

is snake lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut?

 

[FLB717]

You Guys Are Killin Me !!!!!!!

 

[737 Pylt]

You Guys Are Killin Me !!!!!!!

Really, time for more popcorn and beer!
737

 

[BuckO]

From the Snake ...or one of your pilot buddies having a drink with the drunk in 18D on the Vegas layover.

Boy snake you sure are a clASS act.