aicraft nicknames!!!!

[Lazyrider]

BAE-146 = Bring another engine

 

[sweptwingz]

Great thread!!!

Bae Jetstream - The Deathscream

Beech 1900 Airliner - Scareliner

Saab - Slob

Metro III - Death Tube 2000

Aerostar - Deathstar

MU-2 -The Pearl Harbor Payback (They'll kill us off, one at a time)

AV-8 Harrier - The Scarier

T-33 - T Bone

Piper Tomahawk - TraumaHawk or George Jetzon's car

Ercoupe - Urp Cup

 

[aggiepilot87]

Re: Great thread!!!

Piper Tomahawk - TraumaHawk

Seminole - Double breasted traumahawk

Light Aluminum GA - spam cans

F-84 Thunderjet - Lead Sled

Cessna T-50/UC-78 Bobcat - Bamboo Bomber

TBF Avenger - Turkey

BT-13 Valiant - Vibrator

P-47 Thunderbolt - Jug

Lockheed Constellation - Connie

 

[Jack Ernie]

For the military types...

F-16 "Butt Wiper", "Lawn Dart", the guys in AK who fly them are flyin' "Ice Picks".

F-14 "Turkey", "Turkasaurus", "Tomgrape".

F-15E "Mud Hen", "Beagle"

F-4 "Rhino"

F-111 "Varkasaurus"

EF-111 "Spark Vark"

EA-6B "Queer", "Griswald Family Truckster"

F-18 "Navy Viper"

AV-8 "Scarrier", "Lt. Killer"

S-3 "Hoover"

E-2 "Hummer"

A-4 "Scooter"

A-7 "SLUF" Short Little Ugly F***er

S-2F "STOOF" S two F

T-34C "Turbo Weenie"

T-2 "Pregnant Guppy"

 

[BigFlyr]

A couple more...

C-337 Skymaster = Push me - Pull you
Suck ... - Blow ...(you figure it out)

BE-95 Travel Air = Trouble Air

B727 = Jurassic Jet

Convair 990A Coronado = Japaneese B707 (poorly constructed)

F 106 Delta Dart = Lawn Dart

A 10 Thunderbolt = Warthog

BAe 146 = 4 engine fires connected by an electrical fault.

 

[cessna_driver2]

SR-71= Habu (in japan)
C152= one flithy two
C150= one flithy
citation= slowtation

 

[JimNtexas]

F-4 : Double Ugly
F-4G: Geasel
F-117: Cockroach
Shorts Skyvan (USAF version) : Pokey
F-15: Ego Jet
RJ-145: Barbie's Fun Jet
DC-8: Douglasarous

 

[OtterFO]

C-207 - Sled
Taylorcraft - T-cart
L-1011 - Tri-Tanic
C-152 - 1 $hitty 2
Aztec - Azwreak

 

[LR25]

What do you call a helicopter??????


A 1000 parts flying in close formation.

 

[crash-proof]

What do you call a helicopter??????


A 1000 parts flying in close formation.

And what do you call the act of flying an old hellicopter???
(ex: Bell 47)

Stuffing a poisenous snake in a bag with one hand tied behind your back.

 

[Smoove Ride]

RJ = Replacement Jet
(i hear it all the time in DFW from DAL pilots. if i was them, i'd be bitter too!)

 

[GumbyflysVipers]

Please Gentlemen,

The F-117 is not the woblin goblin. It flys very smoothly with flybywire. Call it rather the Cockroach or stinkbug because it is really ugly and only comes out at night. woblin goblin came from some fool who wrote a crazy article for popular mechanics back in 87.

Furthermore, while the F-16 is sometimes referred to as the electric jet, those who fly it prefer to call it the Viper because it bites fast and hard.

 

[TedCFII]

SAAB 340

Somethings Almost Always Broken 340

Slob-amatic

CRJ

Current Retirement Jet

 

[Dignan]

Twin Comanche--Twinkie (good for enraging Twinkie owners)
Apache--Apathy (at least the one I used to fly)

 

[CXAV8]

Names

Citation X-Mickey Mouse(Front view).
Lear Jet's-Lawn Darts
Westwinds-Yum-Kipper-Clipper(Sorry, Flight Safety Taught)
Hawker's-Hackers