Age 60- deep thoughts by Jack Handy

[CRAZY LEGS]

Everybody

 

[P-Dawg_QX]

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
--Jack Handy

 

[1stCivDiv]

When we were flying formation and had to use these dumb call signs, I thought, wow they should really let us use "dude" as a call sign. Then you could say "Dude, Knock It Off!" , or "Dude Breakout!" Either way you would sound pretty cool!

P.S. What this has to do with Age 60 I know not...:laugh:

 

[mdf]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

-Jack Handy

 

[JetMonkey]

Don't quite know what you're getting at but, I love the Avatar........one of my favorite movies. 100% pure adrenaline, some people shoot it, snort it, all you have to do is jump.

 

[joe_pilot]

"The crows are calling my name", thought Caw.

-Jack Handy

 

[kevin_p]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

--Jack Handy

(once again, nothing about age 60, but still funny)

 

[MarineGrunt]

"I say, if you drop you car keys in a pool of molten lava, let em go. Cause man..... they're gone"

-Jack Handy

 

[jetpig32]

Everybody

Woops. Thought some one posted a link to Deep Throats by Jack Mayhofer.

 

[yzf6]

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.