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A pilot's diary revealed!

Erlanger

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Posts
1,693
Total Time
13000+
*HER DIARY*
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Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

*HIS DIARY*
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Made the worst landing of my life today, but atleast I got laid.
 

Tarzan

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Total Time
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Ah yes. A great chain email among pilots. I've seen it before and I still chuckle when I read it. The thing is that is absolutely true as far as how different men are from women.
 

Captzaahlie

My kind of FOD!
Joined
Dec 29, 2004
Posts
1,564
Total Time
18k ?
At least he has his priorities straight eh?
 

Goose Egg

Big Jens
Joined
Jul 21, 2004
Posts
1,719
Total Time
3k-ish
*HER DIARY*
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Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

*HIS DIARY*
``````````````````
Made the worst landing of my life today, but atleast I got laid.


The juxtaposition of two archtypes. But any guy who broods like that over a bad landing needs to learn how to take himself just a liiiiiiiitle bit less seriously.

-Goose
 

Captain Morgan

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May 3, 2004
Posts
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Total Time
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On the other hand, I had a great landing the other day. First time flying in a month, and I thought I would punish New Orleans. Nope, I tapped it in... I gave it a little, tap tap taparoo! So yeah,... just wanted to share that with you guys. Good joke btw!
 
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