a man with a black eye boards a plane...

[Airpiraterob]

A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down.

He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and says,
"Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident.
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful large breasts was there.
So instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, 'I accidentally said,
'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' ..and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said,
'You have ruined my entire life you evil, self-centered, fat-a$$ed, bittch.

(were these guys on any of you planes?)

 

[LR25]

Man, I needed that.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

good wun

 

[328dude]

Anyone know the difference between Canada and Maine?













In Canada, Moosehead is a beer, it Maine, it's a misdemeaner (sp)

Stole that one out of Maxim last month, I still love it though.

 

[prodigal]

Airpiraterob!

ROTFLMAO!!!!! I gotta remember that one.