A fun game to play in the cockpit...

[DX Rick]

I like to take a rubber mallet and see how many whacks it takes to make my Captains nose bleed!

Have at it!

 

[jetflier]

Besides "find the porn"... this game is about as fun as you can make it given the materials you have at your will.

Materials required:
1 USA Today
1 captain or FO who is literate and social
1 pen (preferably stolen from your hotel the night before)

You flip to that page with "News from all 50 states" and you each pick a state and read (aloud works best) each little story. The one with the "worse" news gets a point. Repeat ad nauseum until you've finished all the stories.

It may not sound too fun, but some of those stories are borderline ridiculous, and it'll kill an hour and a half or so on one of those ridiculously boring legs.

Anyone got any other stupid stuff they do to kill time? Save your Ipod and book rhetoric for elsewhere.

Correct Me if I'm wrong,...but shouldn't you be doing something else while in command of that plane with peoples lives in back ?

Our airline does not allow unauthorized reading in the cockpit.

OK, now... pass me that masking tape so I can hide this porn......

 

[RemoveB4Flght]

My treat each day is to remove the little plastic logo cap on the yoke of the embraer and see what little words of wit are carved/penned into it... the really good days are when someone has crammed in some porn they tore out of a magazine and somehow slippd past those crafty security screeners

 

[405]

Screwing with our routes and fuel loads when the weather sucks is a very inmature and nerdy thing to do. sounds like something highschool freshman would pull.

It would also be unprofessional and unsafe. That's why we don't really do it.

Actually, that's a lie. It depends on who the pilot is.

 

[SBD]

Who is the biggest alcoholic? The Captain, FO, or FA.

 

[405]

I enjoyed Memphis Center lockdown today. That was a fun game. Who knows what we'll play tomorrow? I can't wait already.