9 refineries in Katrina's path

[Biatch5]

Has anyone seen me booooty?


Arrrrrrrrrgh

 

[I.P. Freley]

Arrrrrrrgh, matey! We're PIRATES! I mean, we're PILOTS!!! ARRRRRRR!!!!

 

[Otto77]

This is obviously GWB's fault.

Or is it part of his PLAN?

yeah and im sure Kerry was going to fix it..oh yeah.thats right we wouldnt have to worry as we would be speaking Islam

 

[I.P. Freley]

I sure hope Otto recognized the sarcasm... It's hard to tell from the tone of your post!

 

[ivauir]

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. The approximate number of pirates has declined versus the average increasing global temperature over the last 200 years. There is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

This is why you MUST support September 19th "talk like a pirate day"! You MUST talk like a prate on September 19th. For your children and their children. The earth needs you!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

 

[BSkin]

Oil situation will suck big time, but let's hope Bourbon Street is spared!

Seriously though, let's hope that those who will be immediately affected and have not evacuated, live through this catastrophic storm!

 

[whitey]

Conspiracy?

Isn't it ironic that the national talk like a pirate day falls on Sept. 19th, the same day that OPEC will meet to chart future output? Hmmmmmm....

 

[Hair-on-Fire]

yeah and im sure Kerry was going to fix it..oh yeah.thats right we wouldnt have to worry as we would be speaking Islam

Islam's not a language, genius.

 

[Deli Guy]

When I heard $74 bucks a barrel I evacuated in my pantaloons..I think I got some on my sword.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This is why you MUST support September 19th "talk like a pirate day"! You MUST talk like a prate on September 19th. For your children and their children. The earth needs you!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

HA HA HA...Check out these pick up lines too.

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.