16 secrets your pilot won't tell you

[IFLYASA]

Interesting...
http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfee...t/?camp=syndication&medium=portals&from=yahoo

 

[IFLYASA]

Interesting...
http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfee...t/?camp=syndication&medium=portals&from=yahoo

17, Here at ASA we have an ex CIA agent who still does covert ops, so your flight with him is much safer than the average. He's also a "Palm" reader..

 

[V-1]

18. If you can see a pilot, he or she isn't getting paid.

 

[AntiJedi]

18. If you can see a pilot, he or she isn't getting paid.

Sucks for those at Great Lakes!

 

[rumorhasit]

19.) If you see a member of the bomb squad running, get the hell outta there. If you see a pilot running, he's just trying to get out of being Junior Manned!!!!

 

[e=mc2]

P.S. Be thankful in 5 years none of the flight crew will speak english.

 

[CX880]

P.S. Be thankful in 5 years none of the flight crew will speak english.

putana de sheetbertu

 

[greed]

Sucks for those at Great Lakes!

Thats funny, gotta love the old 1900's - Don't miss them tho

 

[ex j-41]

P.S. Be thankful in 5 years none of the flight crew will speak english.

Another racist comment.

What about Americans flying in china/India/middle east .... It's ok for them to work overseas but not for them to work here?

Does being ignorant run in your family?

 

[j41driver]

What about Americans flying in china/India/middle east ....

I'd be willing to bet that there are far more non-US citizens flying for US carriers than there are US citizens flying for non-US carriers.

 

[Abernathy]

I'd be willing to bet that there are far more non-US citizens flying for US carriers than there are US citizens flying for non-US carriers.

Far more?

 

[ex j-41]

I'd be willing to bet that there are far more non-US citizens flying for US carriers than there are US citizens flying for non-US carriers.

Oh, well since you put it that way.
It's alright to be racist.

 

[Metro752]

Can we be sexist?

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

20. Don't follow too close behind me walking up the jetway. The farts have been building up inside me for the last two hours.

 

[glasspilot]

20. Don't follow too close behind me walking up the jetway. The farts have been building up inside me for the last two hours.

The REAL reason women shouldn't be pilots!

(a man would never let 'em "build up")

 

[JustaNumber]

Another racist comment.

What about Americans flying in china/India/middle east .... It's ok for them to work overseas but not for them to work here?

Does being ignorant run in your family?

Just to be more precise...it might be considered "nationalistic", but not "racist". Get your slurs right!

 

[Flyer1015]

As for the farts, a little crop dustin never hurt nobody!