101+ Things To Do When You Can't Fly

[Flyingdutchman]

-92 sign in for elimidate (www.elimidate.com)

 

[Sarka]

93 - Search for the end of the Internet.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

94 - counting contrails

 

[Wankel7]

95 - Visit all those girls in every city

If 95 fails you.... see 96

96 - Become sole manipulator of the controls

 

[JRSLim]

-92 sign in for elimidate (www.elimidate.com)[/QUOTE]


The Horror......the Horror........

.......Oh, how about=>

#94, watch Apocalypse Now....again

 

[Flyingdutchman]

JR,

Are you based at COS?

 

[JRSLim]

JR,

Are you based at COS?

Why yes, yes I am in the Springs - actually a native son of Pikes Peak ; )

 

[upallnight]

#95 Find an online study site, pass the MCAT, Go to medical school and forget this flying shinizzle!

#96 Wait for the test results by consuming Sam Adams in some dive bar frequented by furloughed types talking about the good old days when men were men and CRM stood for........"What the hell is CRM?!"

 

[skydrvr]

97. Start buying shampoo and soap again.
98. Break it off with the mistresses.
99. Stop filing grievences.
100. Stop fighting with scheduling.
101. Put the contract away.
102. RELAX!