Wow....SR71? I friggen doubt it. In fact I'd go so far as to say that's a lie. You're a reprehensible "thing" because calling you human would be an afront to the real humans on this planet. Some of those who crossed your path, who you may have considered friends, were in fact gay, but they'd never trust you or your ilk to watch their backs. You must be one honorable individual.
Best decision ever made by the Netjets EMT? Not hiring you!
Yeah, you caught me, 'Ghost. I didn't really move from a Cessna to an all-titanium rocket jet that can fly at the edge of space. After all these years it took a genius like you to smoke me out. And I don't really have 25,000 hours. And I'm not really "supine" (look it up) as I write this. And that picture in my profile? Not really me.
I'm sorry, but this is just ... too easy.
Are you really so incredibly dense that you've managed to miss the entire point of my earlier post? Yes, you are. So let me try to explain.
"Irony," you see, is not something you do to a wrinkled shirt. It's when you skewer someone by stating the exact opposite of what you mean. It'd be like me walking up to you and saying, "Yeah, that's a really great tie you've got on there, 'Ghost," when in fact your tie is hideous.
In this case, of course, I wasn't making fun of the original poster's choice of neckwear. I was poking fun at his narrow-minded sense of entitlement, his rather silly suggestion that Berkshire Hathaway somehow owes him more than it owes everybody else because he "served". And the reason I don't feel he is owed anything above what he managed to extract from the U.S. taxpayer is that he chose to make a career out of the military. Nobody held a gun to his head and forced him to re-up three or four or five or six times.
As for my comments about homosexual Obama supporters, most of the homosexuals I've ever met have been pretty clever, urbane, witty fellows. In the unlikely event that any of them happened to have stumbled across this thread, I'm sure they realized who the joke was really on.
