W2's

[Remington]

It's that time of year again!

How'd we do? Did Obama fix everything for your and yours?

CP of small midwest corporate operator.
$79,000 at year's end
Expecting $8,000-$12,000 bonus (crossing fingers)
Company Car
All expenses paid for on the road
16 Vacation days

Merry Festivus!

I applying at all majors this year. Any information would be greatly appreciated!

 

[Quack]

This is the worst thread every year...

 

[RiddleEagle18]

This is the worst thread every year...

And yet I cant look away.

 

[airplane wizard]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

 

[KCSO780]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

I thought for a moment that makes you a tweaker, but realized they do not get until at least 3 p.m. Never mind, carry-on sir!

 

[Ty Webb]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

Well, at least you've kept your time sense of humor.... Hopefully, Santa will bring you a new Interview Suit and a subscription to my new FAPA app.

Kit D.

 

[dalad]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

You forgot to add.....Drunk by 2:00.

 

[glasspilot1]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

You made me spray my coffee all over the living room!!!! :beer:

 

[Dan Roman]

Combined with side business selling crack...$400,000-500,000. Very easy to do on the streets when laying over in a major city. And don't believe the BS that it is addicting. I could quit any time IF I wanted to.
Oh, and don't tell anyone, I keep it a secret.

 

[goahead]

You forgot to add.....Drunk by 2:00.

That's what I'm talking about!!!

 

[ackattacker]

CEO Of a Legacy Airline which I helped run into Bankruptcy.

$1.8 million income
Expecting a $15 million bonus

Currently exploring other employment opportunities.

 

[Whine Lover]

Yes! Finally...The Annual Small-Penis-Big-Watch thread.

I just love tradition during the holidays.

Don't you?

 

[nwaf16dude]

Jeez, can we at least wait until we actually have w2s to start this again?

 

[Dumb Pilot]

What's a W2?

 

[crxpilot]

It's that time of year again!

How'd we do? Did Obama fix everything for your and yours?

CP of small midwest corporate operator.
$79,000 at year's end
Expecting $8,000-$12,000 bonus (crossing fingers)
Company Car
All expenses paid for on the road
16 Vacation days

Merry Festivus!

I applying at all majors this year. Any information would be greatly appreciated!

This is thread cheating. The year is not even over yet. Thread fail!

 

[Patriot328]

$50 and a BJ from a chick in wan chai....

 

[GogglesPisano]

$50 million. Ex-chemistry teacher-turned meth lord in NM. But my days are numbered.

 

[scoreboardII]

About $20,000 less per year for last two years, thanks to a merger.

 

[jacksjj]

$50 million. Ex-chemistry teacher-turned meth lord in NM. But my days are numbered.

Didn't you move to a shack in the Northeast somewhere?

 

[Dumb Pilot]

Didn't you move to a shack in the Northeast somewhere?

I think there were some issues with cable and internet service.....!

 

[GogglesPisano]

Had some loose ends that needed to be ... Taken care of.

 

[Tripower455]

About $20,000 less per year for last two years, thanks to a merger.

Same here, but it was due to an acquisition!

 

[Ty Webb]

Well, at least your merger problems can be solved with money.

Fix my commute and give me back my 3.5 years seniority and you can keep the extra money when I "re-upgrade".

 

[gobyebye]

You made me spray my coffee all over the living room!!!! :beer:

Why does everyone always seem to be drinking coffee when they read something funny on this board?

 

[CavePilot]

Why does everyone always seem to be drinking coffee when they read something funny on this board?

Oh man that was that was funny...coffee everywhere!!!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Unemployed loser

$0 income

365 vacation days a year

never up before noon

No income means, you don't have to go to work!

Every day is casual Friday, from your couch!

Sleeping in your own bed!


You,sir have won, you just don't realize it!

 

[wood pecker]

On my last commute I sat by a retired pilot. He says he regrets picking up extra trips and wish he would have spent more time with family.

 

[glasspilot1]

Why does everyone always seem to be drinking coffee when they read something funny on this board?

I do most of my email and forum visiting in the morning! Thus the coffee.

 

[Ty Webb]

Why does everyone always seem to be drinking coffee when they read something funny on this board?

Because it's too early for bourbon.

 

[NDPILOT]

Is it ever to early for bourbon..?