1261 days to go!

[Andy]

405...

 

[Whataburger]

Whataburger, I'm surprised at you. Didn't you read subsection j of Article IX on Page 634? It states:

"All participants who invoke this Article must state the exact distance in both time and miles that they live from their bar/honky tonk prior to the beginning of the World Series."

I looked back in this thread and you did not state the distance of your home from any bar/honky tonk in either distance or time prior to the start of the series.
It looks like Surveypilot's '412' stands, making it two days in a row for the young buck. It should be interesting going into the weekend. Surveypilot may be able to pull off four days in a row without much competition.

... something tells me that Whataburger's going to dig up the asterisk rule. :beer:

Ah ha!
Pg 634 is the clue. After extensive research on the matter, 634 bounced around in my brain for days, then I remembered:

On the way to said "honky tonk" I was reading the bylaws in preparation for the night's update. Upon completion of page 632, I passed a naked hitchhiker. I gave the naked hitchhiker a ride to my house to give her some of my girlfriends clothes. However, I did not want "Naked Hitchhiker Butt" on the passenger seat leather, so I tore out page 633/634 to put under her. I am not sure what happend the rest of the night because I was very over-served at the bar. When I woke up with the hitchhiker the next day, I realized that she needed pages 633,634,635,636,637,638,639-650, and 651 to cover the square footage of her hindquarters.

Therefore be it resolved, I never had page 634 to read, and it went out with the morning's trash.

I am a firm believer that asterisk rule does apply due to my chilvery and overall contribution to humanity.

surverypilot*

 

[DesertDuck]

404!!!

 

[Whataburger]

:beer:404!!​

 

[DesertDuck]

Crap!!! Thought I had it figured out. US Naval Observatory Master Clock let me down.

 

[Whataburger]

I have the Official Geezermeter clock here at WalMart to help me. Let the Navy know that, would ya?

 

[DesertDuck]

I bet there's a trip to Whataburger on ur way home, I know if I were at Wally world at midnight I'd be trying to figure out how many BOBs to order!

 

[Andy]

Ah ha!
Pg 634 is the clue. After extensive research on the matter, 634 bounced around in my brain for days, then I remembered:

On the way to said "honky tonk" I was reading the bylaws in preparation for the night's update. Upon completion of page 632, I passed a naked hitchhiker. I gave the naked hitchhiker a ride to my house to give her some of my girlfriends clothes. However, I did not want "Naked Hitchhiker Butt" on the passenger seat leather, so I tore out page 633/634 to put under her. I am not sure what happend the rest of the night because I was very over-served at the bar. When I woke up with the hitchhiker the next day, I realized that she needed pages 633,634,635,636,637,638,639-650, and 651 to cover the square footage of her hindquarters.

Therefore be it resolved, I never had page 634 to read, and it went out with the morning's trash.

I am a firm believer that asterisk rule does apply due to my chilvery and overall contribution to humanity.

surverypilot*

Ah, so it was you who took care of my grandmother last week. Thanks much! And good call on using page 633/634 on your car seat; grandma's incontinent.

 

[Whataburger]

Ah, so it was you who took care of my grandmother last week. Thanks much! And good call on using page 633/634 on your car seat; grandma's incontinent.

She mentioned something about her Grandson having to go to the computer every night about some "Countdown to Freedom." She did not like the term "Geezer."

I've heard of "in state," but not "incontinent." Couldn't you just say she's here in North America?

 

[Andy]

I've heard of "in state," but not "incontinent."

... you'll get more familiar with the word when you approach age 65.

 

[DesertDuck]

403!! And the Pokes are #2!!!! (should be anyway)

 

[DesertDuck]

402!!!

 

[DesertDuck]

401!!

 

[Quimby]

DD with the tri-fecta.

 

[$$$4nothin]

Closing in on the 1 year mark.....