Move over ASA...

[damnflyboy]

When I smile and wave or say Hi....don't roll your eyes and look the other way. This happens almost all of the time. Just speaking from experience.

Let me get this out of the way---"HI". There it is.

Now, let me explain.

I'm a zombie. I'm tired as hell and searching for anything resembling happiness. The problem is that the terminal of passengers normally doesn't inspire positivity.

My solution? I numb my senses and put one foot in front of the other. I must derive happiness from an imaginary squirrel with an over-sized sombrero shaking the maracas inside of my head.

I don't walk unresponsively with a thousand-yard-stare because I'm stuck up. I'm not better than you. I'm completely preoccupied with the hilarity of a Mexican squirrel.

Nothing personal.

But that's just me. As for everyone else...I can't speak for them.

So, I'm sorry. "Hi".

 

[johnpeace]

My solution? I numb my senses and put one foot in front of the other. I must derive happiness from an imaginary squirrel with an over-sized sombrero shaking the maracas inside of my head.

I gave up on this and just put my earbuds in.

Being at ATL might suck, but at least the music is great!

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Welcome. It'll be fun reading threads that aren't automatically ASA treads.

 

[COOPERVANE]

Let me get this out of the way---"HI". There it is.

Now, let me explain.

I'm a zombie. I'm tired as hell and searching for anything resembling happiness. The problem is that the terminal of passengers normally doesn't inspire positivity.

My solution? I numb my senses and put one foot in front of the other. I must derive happiness from an imaginary squirrel with an over-sized sombrero shaking the maracas inside of my head.

I don't walk unresponsively with a thousand-yard-stare because I'm stuck up. I'm not better than you. I'm completely preoccupied with the hilarity of a Mexican squirrel.

Nothing personal.

But that's just me. As for everyone else...I can't speak for them.

So, I'm sorry. "Hi".

Post of the year

 

[Flyprdu]

I don't walk unresponsively with a thousand-yard-stare because I'm stuck up. I'm not better than you. I'm completely preoccupied with the hilarity of a Mexican squirrel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Rx-9i1o5s