How to go from Aisle Donkey to Pilot?

[Uncle Bunkle]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

 

[NERVOUS]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

please do us all a favor and pretend you never wrote this.....

 

[CA1900]

Hang on, my popcorn's almost ready...

 

[NachoMamma]

This is why you never give your password out...and also why we ALWAYS log out when we're done viewing this crap. Now what did you learn???

 

[Quimby]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

Post of the decade.

 

[Raoul Duke]

Post her pic and I will tell you if she can get a job or not.

 

[atpcliff]

Was this a serious post? If it was, maybe u didin't get the message that Women rule the world now. Do NOT piss them off!

cliff
PVG

 

[scoreboardII]

anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots

If she sucks, she'll probably do just fine...

 

[Beechnut]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

Oh... I so miss Jimborealgoodpilot!!!

"My fat niece" was where I started laughing...

 

[get2flyin]

Can't reply....laughing...too...hard...

 

[Flyer1015]

On a serious note, chicks and cross wind landings. You gotta admit.........

 

[macdu]

I try to stand by the rule of not being intoxicated and typing on message boards. I would probably type something like the original post. Yes, I laughed out loud.

 

[spitfire1500]

Lmao!!!!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I love a happy ending.

 

[Whaler]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

Awesome.....

 

[Crash Pad]

Epic win!!!

 

[XTW]

I love a happy ending.

Here you go!

X


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Tell her to keep fetching drinks in the back.

 

[flyboyike]

Classic!

 

[Flyby1206]

Every once in a while this place comes up with some hilarious crap and it reminds me why i come here. Thanks for the laughs!