How to go from Aisle Donkey to Pilot?

[clippyrip]

where were you 17 years ago when I needed this advice... I just had to frigging fork over just north of half a mil....

Wow! Almost would have been easier to find some fat chick you hate and buy her a house. Same result.

 

[Rekks Inbound]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

Let me guess, she was wearing cowboy boots......

Peace.

Rekks

 

[BigMeat]

Was this a serious post? If it was, maybe u didin't get the message that Women rule the world now. Do NOT piss them off!

cliff
PVG

Maybe in your world. In my world I as a "man" rule. Just like my daddy did too. You have been watching too many episodes of Friends and crappy commercials where the guy is portrayed as an idiot.

This is the best thread I have read in a long time.

 

[The Prussian]

Maybe in your world. In my world I as a "man" rule. Just like my daddy did too. You have been watching too many episodes of Friends and crappy commercials where the guy is portrayed as an idiot.

By the look of Cliff's avatar, I think he meant it tongue in cheek...

 

[labbats]

Thumbs up!

 

[vetrider]

Was this a serious post? If it was, maybe u didin't get the message that Women rule the world now. Do NOT piss them off!

cliff
PVG

That's because they have 75 percent of the world's wealth and 100 percent of the p...y.

 

[Blue Dude]

My fat niece wants to be a pilot, she is currently an aisle donkey slinging drinks in the cabin.
Can she get hired since she's a chick? I told her anyone will hire a chick, even though they all suck as pilots.
I almost took the controls today AGAIN from some stupid cow they hired here.

Well heck, it's only an extra two weeks of training for a lot more pay. I say go for it!

 

[A-V-8]

I love a happy ending.

They are pretty cheap in China from what I hear.

 

[A-V-8]

where were you 17 years ago when I needed this advice... I just had to frigging fork over just north of half a mil....

Good God where do you work. If I split up I would have to fork over south of half a dollar.

 

[say again]

Hahaha!!! :beer:

 

[WDE]

Wow, thats some funny shot

 

[Captzaahlie]

love it, send the used cheerleader this way....

 

[clr4theapch]

There are so many TOS violations on this thread that moany members here could get time off from FI..

The post in question is sexual and filled with creative swearing which os not allowed on FI.. further.. those of you that quoted the violating post are violating the TOS as well..

This material belongs somewhere else on the internet, but not here.. this is about aviation.. nothing else.. if you want to carry on these type of conversations, then you better tone it down and move it to non-aviation chat then..

this thread is closed.. it serves no aviation purpose.. warning to all here about the rules of this membership on flight info..