Napolitano: Scanners are safe, pat-downs discreet

[dispatchguy]

the terrorists did exactly what they wanted and expected us to do, in effect they accomplished their mission...

I've said it since 9/12/2001 - what Mohammad Atta and his jerkoff buddies didnt accomplish yesterday, mark my words, our Gub'mint will...

Sad to say I'm still right!

 

[dispatchguy]

Ridiculous



I'm waiting for someone to intentionally piss their pants just before that pat down.

Now, before I travel, I'll be all about the Chili 5-way from Steak and Shake, with the greasiest fries, pounds of raisin bran - and anything else I can think of which would allow me to cropdust all the way thru the terminal....

 

[Mr Wu]

How about popping a viagra before going through?

 

[clr4theapch]

Lets not get too graphic here.. I think we all get it..

 

[temcgrew]

Big sis Janet should put out a public service video of her being patted down to show us how non invasive it is.

 

[another cfii]

Big sis Janet should put out a public service video of her being patted down to show us how non invasive it is.

I would feel bad for the TSA female screener who "volunteer" to pat down her boss.

 

[Ticker]

Ok. I know how I'm going to handle it from now on. I'm going to refuse the scanner...then I'll do...

This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

 

[CA1900]

I would feel bad for the TSA female screener who "volunteer" to pat down her boss.

I'm reminded of Oprah on South Park... uke:

 

[BEECH-SLAPPED]

Ok. I know how I'm going to handle it from now on. I'm going to refuse the scanner...then I'll do...

This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

I would also love to yell this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDF39tmVV4w

 

[Capi_Cafre']

blah blah blah blah blah blah sign away your rights blah blah blah blah blah blah

This.