One of the funniest things I've read in a while...

[ATLplt]

A somewhat sarcastic view of daily life as an FO. Brilliant!

http://nowheremag.com/this-is-your-copilot-speaking/

 

[Data]

You know he's educated, he can use big words and knows the difference between 'loose' and 'lose', must have gone to college!

 

[DIAMONDDD]

Not bad. Not laugh out loud funny, but not bad.

 

[Jurassic Jet]

"The lead FA wants me. Tells me how cute I am. Asks if I’m married. Where I live. Rubs my back. Tells me all the cute guys are taken. Shows me pictures of her grandkids. They’re in high school now.
Still got it."


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[J.Otto]

'auto soap!'

 

[Caveman]

"This is when not being a Captain really pays off. I don’t have to coordinate with SOC or MX control or call dispatch. I go look because I’m curious and then settle in for some not giving a ******************** until more information comes in."

 

[ATLplt]

"This is when not being a Captain really pays off. I don’t have to coordinate with SOC or MX control or call dispatch. I go look because I’m curious and then settle in for some not giving a ******************** until more information comes in."

My favorite part.:laugh:

 

[Skyflyin]

Very well done. I will now pee before crashing for safety. Hilarious.

 

[Super Monkey]

Not bad. Not laugh out loud funny, but not bad.

You must be a Captain with very little FO time then. I'm still laughing about the "I gave up hookers for Arbor Day speech"!!! It's brilliant and spot on!!!!
:laugh::beer:

 

[Ty Webb]

Kudos to my mysterious AirTran brother. Well done . . .Hope you write some more.

Ty

 

[ImbracableCrunk]

ATLptl, thanks for sharing that. It is very funny. (To FOs at least.)

 

[kf4amu]

That is hilarious, even at a commuter airline I can relate to a lot of that...especially:

"This is when not being a Captain really pays off. I don’t have to coordinate with SOC or MX control or call dispatch. I go look because I’m curious and then settle in for some not giving a ******************** until more information comes in."

 

[Dash8don]

Sad but true (also very funny!) Too bad only FO's will get it.
:beer:

 

[ERfly]

That was awesome!

 

[BLUE BAYOU]

Good write-up. I think it should end with the Jetblue jumpseater talking about his girlfriend though...