The General's girlfriend may get to wear the red dress after all

[crj567]

That's soooooooo funny!!!

I saw her going thru security the other day! Congrats, General-you are one lucky jackass!

 

[General Lee]

I saw her going thru security the other day! Congrats, General-you are one lucky jackass!

Did she actually make it through the security scanner? Usually I have to butter up her hips and squeeze her through. Anyway, she said she was getting tired of dating a "winner" that has a chance to succeed in life, and instead wanted a "know it all" loser type, who knew how to cook her french fries and clean the toilet in her trailer. I pointed her your way....... She is all YOURS---enjoy every layer.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[crj567]

Mmmmm....

Sounds delicious. I "enjoyed every layer" of your Mom the other night!

-Now you go back to letting Ned "enjoy every layer" of your nether regions!

 

[machaf]

LMAO. This thread cracks me up.

 

[sf340flyer]

at a previous airline, they had to fire a "plus" size FA when the FAA would not allow her to use a seat belt extension in the FA jumpseat. True story....... she also exceed the 180 lb. seat limit (was told by MX of that limit so I don't know if it was true or not).

 

[Dornier 335]

at a previous airline, they had to fire a "plus" size FA when the FAA would not allow her to use a seat belt extension in the FA jumpseat. True story....... she also exceed the 180 lb. seat limit (was told by MX of that limit so I don't know if it was true or not).

Sad thing is that it has written lawsuit all over it. The manufacturer for not designing a heavy-duty seat, longer seatbelt, etc.

Require FAs to hold a valid medical, with appropriate height-to-weight ratio etc. like in the rest of the world.

 

[Linedriver]

WTF does a size 28 look like???

Honey, if you weigh more than I do, something's really, really wrong.

Hey Kool aid!

 

[DieselDragRacer]

"I'm not fat. I'm big-boned." :laugh:

Ever seen a fat skeleton?

Me either.:laugh:

 

[General Lee]

Ever seen a fat skeleton?

Me either.:laugh:

I saw a T-Rex that looked fat as a skeleton.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Amish RakeFight]

At what size or threshold does a dress become a moo moo?

 

[GogglesPisano]

Ii have to admit, when I walk through the concourses in Europe and see the Thai and Cathay and even the Lufthansa cabin crews, then turn my head and observe my own Delta crew, I hang my head in shame.

 

[Stukadriver]

A size 28 dress?!? They have that? I could cover my Volkswagen with that!

The red color would make it easy to find my car in the lot.....

 

[dragon]

Here's a demo of a pair of size 24 pants. I can't imagine something that size helping PAX. I can imagine no Twix bars for anyone but...

http://www.foxnews.com/video/index....t=6851783&referralPlaylistId=search|meme roth

 

[flylike44]

my first thought was a boat sail.

 

[Patriot328]

Ii have to admit, when I walk through the concourses in Europe and see the Thai and Cathay and even the Lufthansa cabin crews, then turn my head and observe my own Delta crew, I hang my head in shame.

And your distant second is no better... We passed a Singapore A380 today.. I could only imagine the crew... All 35 of their FAs wouldn't weigh as much as our 757 compliments....