It's time to come clean.

[Whataburger]

I got Fox's Megyn Kelly pregnant.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Might not be yours...

Dude, she got pregnant in January....

 

[General Lee]

I got Fox's Megyn Kelly pregnant.

Nope, you were in LBB that night, and she wasn't.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[PanPan]

Dude, she got pregnant in January....

WHEW!!!!, I guess I'm off the hook for that February rendezvous.

 

[Whataburger]

Dude, she got pregnant in January....

Oops, I'm only up to January on my Tivo.

I sure hope Obama does well.

I just bought a nice GM vehicle too.

Madoff and I are off for some golf, he just made me a great deal on some investments.

I just put a ton of money on the AZ Cardinals to win the Super Bowl. No way Pitt can do it.

I just bought some Micheal Jackson tickets for my entire family. Including backstage passes.

I'll let Springer figure out if I'm her baby daddy.

 

[whatitdoing?]

Well she's hot, but damn can she be a b****!!! Plus, she's a lawyer.....need I say more?

 

[AA717driver]

Well she's hot, but damn can she be a b****!!!

Hard to handle and high strung--just the way I like 'em! TC

 

[samballs]

I got Fox's Megyn Kelly pregnant.

You can have her, she is an annoying B!tch

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Oops, I'm only up to January on my Tivo.

I sure hope Obama does well.

I just bought a nice GM vehicle too.

Madoff and I are off for some golf, he just made me a great deal on some investments.

I just put a ton of money on the AZ Cardinals to win the Super Bowl. No way Pitt can do it.

I just bought some Micheal Jackson tickets for my entire family. Including backstage passes.

I'll let Springer figure out if I'm her baby daddy.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That right there is some funny stuff!

 

[crj567]

Nope, you were in LBB that night, and she wasn't.

Bye Bye--General Lee

You really do have to wonder what type of sick, mseed-up things happened to this clown in LBB.... I will bet he was comparing paychecks with a couple of roughnecks and they got pissed enough to introduce Gen to Ned and his Gimp....

-Good times, eh flashback?

 

[jonjuan]

You really do have to wonder what type of sick, mseed-up things happened to this clown in LBB.... I will bet he was comparing paychecks with a couple of roughnecks and they got pissed enough to introduce Gen to Ned and his Gimp....

-Good times, eh flashback?

"But Ned, you dont' understand, I am THE General Lee."
"OK, General." "Hey Gimp, make sure his ball gag has a star on it."

 

[AA717driver]

"But Ned, you dont' understand, I am THE General Lee."
"OK, General." "Hey Gimp, make sure his ball gag has a star on it."

Post of the year! Outstanding!

TC

 

[FlyinGuy]

I think that the General was out in LBB when a couple of cowboys slid across his hood, jumped inside him, and took him for a ride.

 

[crj567]

"but ned, you dont' understand, i am the general lee."
"ok, general." "hey gimp, make sure his ball gag has a star on it."

best post ever!!!

 

[Flying the Line]

It's Zed, not Ned.

 

[WAZUP]

You can have her. My affair with Jane Skinner still going strong.:beer: