Mx write up on us air flight

[s3jetman]

Watched Sully on 60min, great interview. I had to laugh a little when Sully said went back to grab the Mx log book. So got me to thinking about what funny write ups one could put in the log book!

1. AC shows evidence of leaking water in fuselage

2. Missing Life Vest in every seat

 

[skywav8r]

found fish swimming in the overhead bins

 

[flint4xx]

Ditch switch INOP

 

[Abernathy]

FO nowhere to be found.

 

[saab fixr]

Engines and APU failed to light at 3000 ft!!

 

[flatspin7]

"Aircraft Wet"

 

[Benhuntn]

Left engine requires adj

 

[Blue Dude]

Engines and APU failed to light at 3000 ft!!

Corrective action: Could not duplicate. Return to service.

 

[400A]

Crew seats need cleaning.

 

[Browntothebone]

Proof that plastic floats.

 

[Whataburger]

"I guess we got too low looking for General Lee on his 96 hour overnight before departing to Paris."

 

[stagger]

1. Seat cushions soiled

2. aft lav overflowing

 

[Dizel8]

Evidence of birdstrike!

 

[b707guy]

Evidence of birdstrike!

Corrective action: Evidence removed.

Additional write-up: Aircraft requires inspection for tail strike on landing surface.

 

[Motive Flow]

This reminds me of the funny write-ups thread that's resurrected every few months.

"Engine #1 Missing."

"Corrective Action: Engine #1 found at the bottom of Hudson River."

 

[s3jetman]

found no birdstrike evidence, but did find many fish lodged in #1 and #2 engine intake.

that is if a fish could survive in the hudson

 

[Fly Astar Jets]

"Aircraft stinks like the Hudson River"

Corr. Action: "Aircraft is in the Hudson. Smell check OK

 

[Mike man]

This is dumb

 

[Pocono Pilot]

Hey, just curious, can you dorkwads make a stupider thread on here??

Just wondering? Thanks. LOL

 

[Dizel8]

Hey, just curious, can you dorkwads make a stupider thread on here??

Just wondering? Thanks. LOL

Oh that would be easy, we could just start a thread about how you turned down CAL.

 

[s3jetman]

just wanted to post a thread that is something fun, no complaing, no bitching about other airlines, no attack on other pilots. Just trying to get everyone to smile a little. I appologize for making a thread that brings some smiles. Just hate all the complaining and attacks on other airlines.

 

[Whine Lover]

" Potable Water Low "