So I just got my first interview....

[Mookie]

You still need the following:

Drug possesion charge
Kiddie porn charge
Many pink slips
Indecent exposure charge

and dont forget a history of narcolepsy....:laugh:

awesome thread...

Mookie

 

[ALIMBO]

Your right it was flamebait but on a more serious note I just got home and apparantly me and my old roomates went swimming in a sewage pond and then passed out at a pool at this apartment complex and I finally made home at 10 am. What a ********************in awesome night. Well im drunk good night yall!

 

[Hung Start]

You still need the following:

Drug possesion charge
Kiddie porn charge
Many pink slips
Indecent exposure charge

How about "just crossed the border, fluent in Spanish?"


Hung

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Your right it was flamebait but on a more serious note I just got home and apparantly me and my old roomates went swimming in a sewage pond and then passed out at a pool at this apartment complex and I finally made home at 10 am. What a ********************in awesome night. Well im drunk good night yall!

So which one was the sewage point...Lewis Park's pool or Campus lake?

 

[say again]

What an A$$. Grow up. Seriously, you're a great candidate for all airlines you mentioned.

 

[JSky26]

So which one was the sewage point...Lewis Park's pool or Campus lake?

Oh the memories.....

 

[ALIMBO]

Aspen court lol you know where the water fountains.

 

[Airline RC]

Mesa called me in for an interview, but here is the bad news. Last night I was charged with a DUI, felony speeding ticket (mind you this is my 4th one), possession of a loaded handgun, and evading and resisting arrest. Do you think this may lower my chances of getting hired by them? I don't think so when I was on my commercial checkride my DPE said I was very charming. Do you think I can charm them enough for them to overlook last nights events?

Problem ? Dude...you is perfect!

 

[Cardinal]

What an A$$. Grow up. Seriously, you're a great candidate for all airlines you mentioned.

Yes, he is. A sense of humor and an ability to party is always in demand. He'd be perfect at our little "drinking club with a flying problem." I'm almost ready to recommend him!

 

[ALIMBO]

Yes, he is. A sense of humor and an ability to party is always in demand. He'd be perfect at our little "drinking club with a flying problem." I'm almost ready to recommend him!

I take it you work for GLA? You based out of STL? If so you should come over to the Illinois side and party with me you missed a 2nd night of dumbass college kids getting into fights over nachos and also the proverbial drunk chick with her tits hanging out crying to her friend about how some guy is such a dick.

 

[MMO 0.705]

ahhh Lewis Park.....there are some memories. I had my bar stool retired at pinch next door

 

[Cardinal]

getting into fights over nachos and also the proverbial drunk chick with her tits hanging out crying to her friend about how some guy is such a dick.

DEN base, thank heavens, but that sounds like a typical long overnight on the Brasilia.

 

[ALIMBO]

Lame well maybe you can help me getting a job there.

 

[filejw]

I just read that Trans States is looking for a couple of new pilots, how are you at dropping you shorts in public....

 

[ALIMBO]

I had my balls out at this girls house 2 nights ago. I think I would fit right in!