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Hmm smelled and tasted like rotten fish huh, not a Fart but maybe a Queef.
I just wanted to say thanks to the "old as dirt" and "overly large" flight attendant who leaned over to collect some trash on a sleeping passengers tray table and then proceeded to FART IN MY FACE AS YOU LEANED OVER. Thanks for that. Not only did it smell like rotten fish, it tasted the same. I immediately went to my happy place to prevent projectile vomit. Here's to you, overly large, older than Moses Delta FA.......you put the class in First Class.... uke:
He did. Then he still had 45 seconds left on his break.
Maybe you smelled the Captains cream pie?
To top it all off, was she wearing the red dress?
Yes, she had the red dress on and I think knee high boots? There should of been a weight limit to that. Anyhow, it was definately a fart because when she did it, she stood up really quickly which only made the pitch of the passing gas go higher. I could taste the freaking gas on my teeth. The oriental dude next to me didn't know a lick of english but we had a mutual understanding........I was about to vomit and his eyes started to water while saying something like.....chan shin chin of what the f*** was that chin chan splat. It was disgusting. I'll remember this for a long time.......