DAL & UAL Merger?????

[slinky]

Lumberg, what you don't know can just about fill up the universe. First of all, the tanker has no nav. Second of all, I have a while before I retire, so I have not been turned down by Delta. Finally, what makes you think I would want to work at DAL? Crumby work rules, pay cuts....man...sounds like fun.

I work with reservists that are Delta guys. A young pilot in my squadron asked one of them if he'd help him get on at Delta and the Delta guy said, "I'd have to ask you to get your head examined first. Why would you want to work here."

Sorry to burst your bubble bro. A decade ago, you were the cat's meow...now you are a stepping stone to FedEx, UPS, and SWA. Sorry man. That's the facts. Perhaps if you stand up for yourselves and get your money back (which I think you are more than entitled to) then maybe you'll be the SWA of the 121 carriers. But for now, I'll just wait until I retire. If I can't get on at SWA, then I'll collect a paycheck at Delta until I can get the big money at one of the major players.

Good luck with the merger. Don't let them staple you.

Dude you are such a tool you will probably never get hired. Tell you what, you pm me your name and I will hook you up a Delta.

 

[General Lee]

Naw see you got it all wrong, didn't get the interview because I didn't apply, yes I know I am one of the few, but you guys really make me sick. I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I attempted to work for Delta because for the last four years I have seen how the majority of you folks act, and I just don't think I could be happy flying with such arrogant asses. Now let me clarify, I have met some really great Delta guys and gals, that are straight up good people, but most I have met, have been asses. I think most of the pilots on this board will agree.

This aint a popularity contest (although I recently won the "sexiest poster" award by a landslide!), and most of us are on here to learn something (I am always ready to teach), debate (I am a Mass Debator), or just laugh (you need to do that more). By the way, most Delta people are nice and you would be lucky to join.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Tanker Clown]

Dude you are such a tool you will probably never get hired. Tell you what, you pm me your name and I will hook you up a Delta.

Slinky, don't get mad at me that someone put in a bad internal rec for you at SWA. Don't worry, I'm not planning on going to Delta. And if I do, it won't be for long (hopefully).

 

[FDJ2]

Naw see you got it all wrong, didn't get the interview because I didn't apply, yes I know I am one of the few, but you guys really make me sick. I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I attempted to work for Delta because for the last four years I have seen how the majority of you folks act, and I just don't think I could be happy flying with such arrogant asses. Now let me clarify, I have met some really great Delta guys and gals, that are straight up good people, but most I have met, have been asses. I think most of the pilots on this board will agree.

It's o.k., consider yourself validated. No need to carry that chip on your shoulder and feel threatened.

 

[FDJ2]

you would be lucky to join.

He certainly would be lucky.

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

Lumberg, what you don't know can just about fill up the universe. First of all, the tanker has no nav. Second of all, I have a while before I retire, so I have not been turned down by Delta. Finally, what makes you think I would want to work at DAL? Crumby work rules, pay cuts....man...sounds like fun.

I work with reservists that are Delta guys. A young pilot in my squadron asked one of them if he'd help him get on at Delta and the Delta guy said, "I'd have to ask you to get your head examined first. Why would you want to work here."

Sorry to burst your bubble bro. A decade ago, you were the cat's meow...now you are a stepping stone to FedEx, UPS, and SWA. Sorry man. That's the facts. Perhaps if you stand up for yourselves and get your money back (which I think you are more than entitled to) then maybe you'll be the SWA of the 121 carriers. But for now, I'll just wait until I retire. If I can't get on at SWA, then I'll collect a paycheck at Delta until I can get the big money at one of the major players.

Good luck with the merger. Don't let them staple you.

My apologies about the nav...I stand corrected...I had Herc tanker on the brain......

Strange thing happens when you do get hired at Delta or where ever you feel is unfit for you or your standards, the lure of seniority starts to cloud your vision. As you get into year two and the phone doesn't ring, suddenly, where you pitched your tent is now THE place to be. Leaving your spot to be a new-hire elsewhere becomes a stretch.....

You chiming in on the airline industry is about as stupid as me teaching loadmasters at Altus.....Neither of us know what the F we are talking about.....

 

[Tanker Clown]

You chiming in on the airline industry is about as stupid as me teaching loadmasters at Altus.....Neither of us know what the F we are talking about.....[/quote]

Finally, something I think everyone on this forum can agree with! From the General to Instructordude (who may actually be the same person) none of us know what the f we are talking about.

Does common sense make DAL and UAL a good match? Probably not, but if common sense was common then everyone would have it.

 

[jke406]

but if common sense was common then everyone would have it.

clearly, common sense is one virtue (along with intelligence, looks, talent, and game) that you are sorely lacking. like my old boss woody would say, have fun in the regionals, bud.

 

[Bluto]

Wow. Thanks for the constructive discussion guys. Great information. Fantastic.

 

[Green]

i wonder which group will be the first to decertify after the seniority list comes out. Will it be DAPA (delta airlines pilot association) or UAPA? Start filling out those cards boys!!! Welcome to the party...

 

[737 Pylt]

Does common sense make DAL and UAL a good match? Probably not, but if common sense was common then everyone would have it.

Spanker Clown:
Does it make common sense for me to be vsiting your old lady in your trailer(BTW, tire's flat again)? Probably not! It makes much more sense to leave her in that circus act where she belongs! But like you said, if common sense was common, everyone would have it!:laugh: :laugh:

737

 

[737 Pylt]

Naw see you got it all wrong, didn't get the interview because I didn't apply, yes I know I am one of the few, but you guys really make me sick. I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I attempted to work for Delta because for the last four years I have seen how the majority of you folks act, and I just don't think I could be happy flying with such arrogant asses. Now let me clarify, I have met some really great Delta guys and gals, that are straight up good people, but most I have met, have been asses. I think most of the pilots on this board will agree.

Shouldn't you be fluffing up your board getting ready for your stand up overnight, mesa puke!:laugh: :laugh:

737

 

[Allen1]

Shouldn't you be fluffing up your board getting ready for your stand up overnight, mesa puke!:laugh: :laugh:

737

Don't pay any attention to this 737 puke, he just has short man and small penis syndrom. He's trying to make up for it by telling everyone he can he's a Big bad delta pilot, like anyone gives a damn. You smell my crap in your lav yet 737 puke. Gotta go now, I'm on day 3 of 4 with a broken airplane so I'm going to go play some golf now. See ya Puke!

 

[Allen1]

That's now what your mom said last night, but then again, she had a hard time talking with her mouth full!:laugh:

And don't you forget that, lav rat!



Hey did you get done scrubbing that toilet yet?
Who gave you permission to use the fbo computer?
No more darwin awards for you sport. Now remember, when playing with balls, make sure they're not attached to your captain!!:laugh:

737

You have some real F'n issues. Everytime you post on here you insult someone to make yourself feel better. You delta pilots are a bunch of ass clowns and think the world revolves around you. News flash buddy, knowbody gives a damn that you're a big ole delta pilot, except maybe those little girls you try to pick up. I'm done with you. Good luck with your career at delta, it obviously the only thing you have in your life. Could you guys stop sounding like idiots on the radio saying deltas, your F'n call sign is delta not deltas. You are now on my ignore list Puke!

 

[Tanker Clown]

Spanker Clown:
Does it make common sense for me to be vsiting your old lady in your trailer(BTW, tire's flat again)? Probably not! It makes much more sense to leave her in that circus act where she belongs! But like you said, if common sense was common, everyone would have it!:laugh: :laugh:

737

General, The tires are NOT flat! That's a low blow. But, speaking of common sense...it probably doesn't make sense for me not to wear a condom when I'm with your old lady. But, she said she was on the pill...so I'm probably good.

 

[jke406]

You have some real F'n issues. Everytime you post on here you insult someone to make yourself feel better. You delta pilots are a bunch of ass clowns and think the world revolves around you. News flash buddy, knowbody gives a damn that you're a big ole delta pilot, except maybe those little girls you try to pick up. I'm done with you. Good luck with your career at delta, it obviously the only thing you have in your life. Could you guys stop sounding like idiots on the radio saying deltas, your F'n call sign is delta not deltas. You are now on my ignore list Puke!

wow, does anyone have the number to a good therapist for this guy? just think, this whack job could be flying your family around tomorrow.

 

[General Lee]

i wonder which group will be the first to decertify after the seniority list comes out. Will it be DAPA (delta airlines pilot association) or UAPA? Start filling out those cards boys!!! Welcome to the party...

Thanks Green, but unfortunately (and I am joking there) we are not merging with United. Other airlines that may make a better fit---maybe. Sorry to burst your bubble. And, it looks like even with a new union you are stuck with the Nicalau award.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[General Lee]

General, The tires are NOT flat! That's a low blow. But, speaking of common sense...it probably doesn't make sense for me not to wear a condom when I'm with your old lady. But, she said she was on the pill...so I'm probably good.

Was that to me or to 737pylt? We aren't the same person, even though you may think so. It was funny regardless.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Allen1]

wow, does anyone have the number to a good therapist for this guy? just think, this whack job could be flying your family around tomorrow.

Why don't you go say that to 737 puke, he's the one that hijacks threads and starts tearing people apart to make himself feel better.

 

[B737 Guy]

You have some real F'n issues. Everytime you post on here you insult someone to make yourself feel better. You delta pilots are a bunch of ass clowns and think the world revolves around you. News flash buddy, knowbody gives a damn that you're a big ole delta pilot, except maybe those little girls you try to pick up. I'm done with you. Good luck with your career at delta, it obviously the only thing you have in your life. Could you guys stop sounding like idiots on the radio saying deltas, your F'n call sign is delta not deltas. You are now on my ignore list Puke!

Dude, what happened to you, did your old lady get porked by a group of Delta pilots or something?
Get over not getting hired, re apply, and move on with your life. Now back to trolling the school yards looking for your next 13 year old boyfriend. I hear "to catch a preadator" is already looking for you!

 

[outtahere]

Shouldn't you be fluffing up your board getting ready for your stand up overnight, mesa puke!:laugh: :laugh:

737

While I enjoy a good Mesa bashing as much as the next guy, and I must say, that was funny, fortunatly I don't work for Mesa. However I do work right across the ramp from you at good ole ASA. And the only board I will be fluffing tonight is your head board while I am banging your old lady. (Sorry with all the other mother and wife jokes I just couldn't resist, I won't really be banging your wife, she's to ugly.)

 

[Allen1]

Dude, what happened to you, did your old lady get porked by a group of Delta pilots or something?
Get over not getting hired, re apply, and move on with your life. Now back to trolling the school yards looking for your next 13 year old boyfriend. I hear "to catch a preadator" is already looking for you!

Of course the usual you couldn't get hired here comeback. Believe it or not, not everyone wants to work for delta. I know you guys think everyone wants to be like you, but it's just not true. By the way never interviewed or applied and don't intend to, sorry to dissappoint you.

 

[B737 Guy]

Of course the usual you couldn't get hired here comeback. Believe it or not, not everyone wants to work for delta. I know you guys think everyone wants to be like you, but it's just not true. By the way never interviewed or applied and don't intend to, sorry to dissappoint you.

Then get back to scrubbing toilets or trolling school yards, or whatever it is you do. Either way, you're annoying, and quite the moron!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

While I enjoy a good Mesa bashing as much as the next guy, and I must say, that was funny, fortunatly I don't work for Mesa. However I do work right across the ramp from you at good ole ASA.

Oh, so that's where all the arrogance comes from, or is it just stupidity?:laugh:

 

[Allen1]

Then get back to scrubbing toilets or trolling school yards, or whatever it is you do. Either way, you're annoying, and quite the moron!

Nope you're quite the moron, what are you 737 pukes gay lover there at delta. He's the one that starts all this crap I'm just responding back. You guys are the morons and now your using the same lines as him. You can say I scrub toilets all day long but it still doesn't make it true. Never cleaned the lav on our planes once, but you keep believing that's true.

 

[Sonny Crockett]

Oh-boy!

Genral Lee says "It aint goona happen"

Now I am 100% sure its a done deal~~~~!!!!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Slinky, don't get mad at me that someone put in a bad internal rec for you at SWA. Don't worry, I'm not planning on going to Delta. And if I do, it won't be for long (hopefully).

Looking at all this crap you write about SWA, and the slamming of Delta, and you don't even work for SWA?
No wonder the best you could do was a military gig?
Good luck getting hired at anything better than mesa!

 

[B737 Guy]

Nope you're quite the moron, what are you 737 pukes gay lover there at delta. He's the one that starts all this crap I'm just responding back. You guys are the morons and now your using the same lines as him. You can say I scrub toilets all day long but it still doesn't make it true. Never cleaned the lav on our planes once, but you keep believing that's true.

Wow, quite the comeback ass brain!
You're the one attacking "DELTA PILOTS" numbnuts!
How about if I send you a quarter, will you go outside and play in traffic?
I only brought up the scrubbing of toilets because I've seen it posted so many times!

 

[outtahere]

Oh, so that's where all the arrogance comes from, or is it just stupidity?:laugh:

Oh there is no arrogance at ASA, well unless you work for Skywest or Mesa, and stupidity, well that would have to fall onto your lap for scoping out all those RJ's. Way to go!

 

[Tanker Clown]

Looking at all this crap you write about SWA, and the slamming of Delta, and you don't even work for SWA?
No wonder the best you could do was a military gig?
Good luck getting hired at anything better than mesa!

Bro, military guys don't work at regionals. Unless they have multiple DUIs or have internal recs from the like of jke406. I'm sure he's polluted the pool for a few of us.