SWA vs UPS

[capt. megadeth]

What's this? Should I now call you SWA/FO the "Gangsta" pilot?

Ha ha....I love it....the SWA "da gansta" FO. :nuts:

 

[capt. megadeth]

(UPS pilots bitch more than all other pilots put together)

That is so funny.


radarlove, do you fly freight now?

 

[SWA/FO]

Ha ha....I love it....the SWA "da gansta" FO. :nuts:

I be a eastcoast gansta rap'n FO

 

[YourPilotFriend]

Ha the choice is obviously UPS, trouble looms on the horizon for SWA.

 

[SWA/FO]

Ha the choice is obviously UPS, trouble looms on the horizon for SWA.

big big trouble, don't walk run to UPS.

 

[FLYfishin]

Boxes dont bitch.

But they dont show their new tits in the cockpit, and they dont have threesomes in Raleigh either.

Obviously you haven't spent a night in the P.I.

 

[b747dogg]

Boxes dont bitch.

But they dont show their new tits in the cockpit, and they dont have threesomes in Raleigh either.

Our boxes at SWA do bitch. Also, I have seen way more tits flying cargo in places like South America, Bangkok, Hong kong, ect....

 

[OMNIDC10FO]

Mon, you crack me up! =)

 

[ivauir]

Flip a coin. Two great places to work.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Mon, you crack me up! =)

I'm a riot...I know.

What's up Kev?

 

[SWA/FO]

buy a phone card, this is a serious debate!

 

[OMNIDC10FO]

Not much! I was just out at this club and I couldn't decide whether to take home the barely legal blond chick that was all over me, or the barely legal brunette babe that was all over me AND the barely legal blond chick. Thought I would log into Flightinfo.com and post the question to see what several anonymous insomniacs with silly avatars had to say. Not because I value the opinion of several anonymous insomniacs and plan on taking their advice, but more likely just to soothe my fragile ego by telling others that both barely legal blonds and barely legal brunettes want me! So you know, the usual!

 

[On Your Six]

Not much! I was just out at this club and I couldn't decide whether to take home the barely legal blond chick that was all over me, or the barely legal brunette babe that was all over me AND the barely legal blond chick. Thought I would log into Flightinfo.com and post the question to see what several anonymous insomniacs with silly avatars had to say. Not because I value the opinion of several anonymous insomniacs and plan on taking their advice, but more likely just to soothe my fragile ego by telling others that both barely legal blonds and barely legal brunettes want me! So you know, the usual!

I presume you work for UPS because working at Omni as a DC10 FO would NOT afford you the opportunity to buy a car worthy enough for two smoking-hot chicks. You must have UPS money (or earnings potential) to do that...

 

[OMNIDC10FO]

yo six!

I got my 4' 11", 82 pound avatar flying a saab and driving a focus hatchback. You'd be surprised what can happen when you go a day without starching your collar and actually display a sense of humor! You just keep chasing the coin, my brother! You'll have the car and the girl someday, at least until the latter decides to take the former!

 

[Bob_Sacamano]

Ummmm, why don't you just take your shirt off? Aren't you a chick?

If I wanted to see tits, I'd buy a magazine. Better looking chicks and they don't talk.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Ummmm, why don't you just take your shirt off? Aren't you a chick?

I guess that would work too.

 

[Bob_Sacamano]

Awwww yeahhhhhhh. ;-)

I guess that would work too.

 

[Whataburger]

I'd say it's a toss up. Both overnight in HRL, what else would ya want?

 

[Turtle21]

Just doing a little opinion poll for a buddy:

If you were offered a class at SWA and one at UPS starting the same day, which would you go to?

Lucky dude eh!

Back in the day... when my friend had to choose between Eastern and Flying Tigers.. dang he was one lucky SOB. Good thing he went with Flying Tigers.:laugh:

 

[Turtle21]

You don't have to deal with the TSA at our ramps.

That is worth about 50K a year!:beer:

 

[AV80R]

If you've never flown night freight, it's a world of difference. You don't end up at the terminal, you end up at some weird place halfway across the airport. No Starbucks for you!
If you think airline flying is the least bit romantic, hanging out on the freight ramp is pretty much the opposite of being captain on a Pan Am 747.

Sitting around a sort is the worst sort of wast of time. That's a huge difference. Do you want to work when you're at work, or simply be forced to sit around? I was looking at some of those layovers--they look good at 50 hours, until you realize you'd really rather be HOME not sitting in some hotel room scared to drink the water because you don't want to get dysentary for your flight home.

THe sort sucks, guys either sit around drinking coffee and bitching (UPS pilots bitch more than all other pilots put together) or taking a short nap that does more harm than good.

If you need certain days off, you WILL be flying nights and as I've mentioned, flying night freight sucks.

Doing it for 25 years makes me gag at the thought.

Radar-NO-love – are you sure you aren’t a General Lee re-incarnation? In this case one who hates cargo (and UPS in particular) as opposed to hating SWA?

Did you fly for Fedex or UPS? You sound like you flew for a feeder and if so, you’re hardly a spokesperson for the two cargo carriers. It’s sort of like asking an American Connection pilot (TSA or Chautauqua) what it’s like to work for American?

No disrespect but you seem to focus on negative issues only and I don’t think that’s a fair description of any airline. I disagreed with General Lee’s description of SWA (even though I never worked there) and I let him know why I thought he was wrong. Well, I disagree with you as well on several points but mainly when it comes to your overall hostile attitude toward cargo flying and UPS pilots in particular. “…(UPS pilots bitch more than all other pilots put together)…” Unless it was a joke that I missed.

Here are the backgrounds of the new-hire pilots in the last 3 classes. Quite a few of them came from other major airlines.

Are you saying that none of them did any research at all and all are simply ignorant?

Here’s the latest class (that has already been published in our union paper): American Eagle, Air National Guard, Astar, Atlas, Cargo360, Chautauqua, Continental, Delta, Express Jet Gemini, Japan Airlines, Jet Blue, Jet Blue, Northwest, Northwest, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, Air Force Reserve.

Prior Class: American Airlines, Astar, Chautauqua, Citation Shares, Comair, Comair, Express Jet, Express Jet, Intel, Japan Airlines, Japan Airlines, Jet Blue, Northwest Airlines, , Xtra Airways, United Airlines, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Navy, US Navy.

Prior Class: AirTran, Air Wisconsin, ASA, Gemini, NetJets, Northwest Airlines, Northwest Airlines, Skywest, Spirit, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Air Force, US Navy, United Airlines, United Airlines, United Airlines, World Airways.

 

[BOOZENEWS]

I presume you work for UPS because working at Omni as a DC10 FO would NOT afford you the opportunity to buy a car worthy enough for two smoking-hot chicks. You must have UPS money (or earnings potential) to do that...

I real playa like me don't need $$$ to pick up dem chicks. My charming and seductive personality do dat already!! Oh the insecurity!!

 

[AV80R]

I real playa like me don't need $$$ to pick up dem chicks. My charming and seductive personality do dat already!! Oh the insecurity!!

Hey, whatever takes! :beer:

 

[sluggo]

Good for you, pilot barn!

 

[Crucianpilot]

That is worth about 50K a year!:beer:

Referring to cargo ops.

TSA will get to it eventually. Only a matter of time before they get involved. Unfortunately, thats how they operate.

 

[AV80R]

Referring to cargo ops.
TSA will get to it eventually. Only a matter of time before they get involved. Unfortunately, thats how they operate.

I'm not sure who turtle works for (you were replying to him/her, correct?) but TSA has "gotten to it" long time ago - there's screening at both Fedex and UPS. We go through screening too but basically you almost never have to wait in line (no pax waiting to be screened).

 

[Crucianpilot]

Did not know that. Thanks for the info. Now, if we could only have a separate screening line, life would be a lot simpler.:beer:

 

[AV80R]

Did not know that. Thanks for the info. Now, if we could only have a separate screening line, life would be a lot simpler.:beer:

How about pilots get exempted from screening all together? I say run an extra invasive background check on all of us - and I mean invasive - and then leave us alone! I know, it ain’t gonna happen…