A Smart Pilot

[klr1395]

This is of course a joke and NOT an original of mine. Thought people would get a laugh and hope too many have not already seen it. Cheers...

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Presidential Candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

 

[SNOWBUM]

it would be funnier if the names where Romney,Giuliani , McCain, GW Bush and Cheney..............but that would make 250 million americans and about 6.4 billion of non-americans happy.

 

[Hair-on-Fire]

it would be funnier if the names where Romney,Giuliani and McCain, GW Bushand Cheney..............but that would make 250 million americans and about 6.4 billion of non-americans happy.

I second that

 

[jonjuan]

it would be funnier if the names where Romney,Giuliani and McCain, GW Bushand Cheney..............but that would make 250 million americans and about 6.4 billion of non-americans happy.

Nope-funnier as it was originally posted.

 

[Deuce130]

it would be funnier if the names where Romney,Giuliani and McCain, GW Bushand Cheney..............but that would make 250 million americans and about 6.4 billion of non-americans happy.

Don't forget the millions of Muslims that would make happy, too.

 

[Hair-on-Fire]

Don't forget the millions of Muslims that would make happy, too.

Just the non-militant ones. Al Qaeda and company would probably be quite disappointed as George (the dumber) and company have done more to create and recruit militant Muslims than just about anyone in history.

 

[Lear70]

*sigh*

Had to take a funny joke and screw it up with infighting again.

Either way it's funny. Ya'll need to relax with the political crap on here. They all suck, just in varying degrees...

 

[AV80R]

Don't forget the millions of Muslims that would make happy, too.

and all ACLU fanatics

 

[Dizel8]

Knowing our esteemed "leaders" they would be throwing out dollar coins.

 

[DIAMONDDD]

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

Alternate ending:

Hearing their exchange, the pilot salivated at the thought of all those bills flying out the window, drifting ever so slowly down like a feather. Then his brow raises at the thought of somehow gathering those bills before they ever reach terra firma. He thinks about plucking those bills, one at a time and putting them neatly in his wallet. Then, he imagines his fat wallet, too tight now to close. "I'll just slip it in my flight kit and lock it."
Then a thought........His brow lowers again as his eyes shift to the f/o. "This little punk will want some of MY money" He spends the next ten minutes coming up with excuses for the "punk" as to why he doesn't deserve to get anything. He'll say things; like lost retirement, more responsibility, no one gave him anything when he was climbing the ladder, he'll get his chance when he is captain, etc....
Then he is jolted back to reality when he realizes his call sign has been repeated over and over again on the radio. The f/o didn't hear it because he was on his ipod.
Oh, and the exchange in the back was moot. No politician would ever throw their own money out the window. They would somehow try to get into the flight crew's wallets and throw the contents out the window, then get their faces in front of a camera and tell the folks what a good deal they all got and that could say thanks by voting a certain way.

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Then again, this isn't much of a punch line.

 

[jp1030]

vey nice....