Solo mile high club at NWA

[mesaba2425]

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=158602

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

 

[eaglefly]

"Northwest declined to say what job Gonzalez holds with the airline".

I think what he "holds" is obvious.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Excuse me?

Exactly what did he do wrong?

 

[eaglefly]

Excuse me?

Exactly what did he do wrong?

Evidence suggests he strangled his hen enroute, inadvertantly soiling a nearby passenger.

Actually, had he sprayed the overhead or nailed a first class pax in the back of the head, he probably would get his own reality show.

Too bad for him.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Yeah? Since when is spooging on another passenger a "sin"?

Sheesh!

The Pressure Relief Valve pops at 8.1psi unless the crew takes action to reduce the pressure manually.

It's in the book!

 

[35khighpjc]

lol wont say what he does....hmm hes 20....i bet you hes a spiky haired ipod oakely f/o!

-Paul

 

[skyward80]

Yeah this would not be a problem for the above 60 crowd.

 

[McNugget]

Yeah? Since when is spooging on another passenger a "sin"?

Sheesh!

The Pressure Relief Valve pops at 8.1psi unless the crew takes action to reduce the pressure manually.

It's in the book!

HAHAHAAHA!

 

[Captainzero1]

Thats why I dont ask for a blanket.

 

[BigMeat]

I drink my coffee black!

 

[Hamburger]

Eeew...

 

[fried chickens]

was she mad cuz into got in her eye and hair or because he didn't give a courtesy warning

 

[100 c.i.]

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=158602

Did anyone catch the name of the pilot.

 

[Ty Webb]

This one might be management material . . . . Hmmmm . . . . . V.P. of Passenger Relations/Passenger Appreciation.

 

[bestpilot]

This one might be management material . . . . Hmmmm . . . . . V.P. of Passenger Relations/Passenger Appreciation.

Of all da peeps in da hizzie, I thawt dat ole Ty Guy wood be simpathetic to waht dat duuude wuz doin. Member dat time in Vegaz, duuude?

Yeaah bro, dats write, waht haappenz in Vegaz done stayz in Vegaz!

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ty Webb]

Who says there's no satisfaction in this job anymore?

Talk about reaching out to your customers . . . . he could have at least called for a "clean-up on aisle 2".

Guess he misunderstood the phrase "Customer Satisfaction".







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[Ty Webb]

I thawt dat ole Ty Guy wood be simpathetic to waht dat duuude wuz doin. Member dat time in Vegaz, duuude?

At least it got us out of The Frontier . . . . effective 3/1.:beer:


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