Lufthansa A-340 taxiway landing in DEN?

[Whoosh!]

Can anyone confirm this? I was told (from someone who was on board) that the Frankfurt-Denver flight landed on one of the taxiways last night. After touchdown, they hit the brakes hard (maybe realizing what they had done) but nothing else was unusual. Just taxied to the gate after rollout. Oops! I would think this would have made the news but I haven't heard anything.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Wie bitte?

 

[GogglesPisano]

Nicht schliessen!!

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Entschuldigung Capitan Bitburger, ich denke wir auf dem taxiweg gelandet...

Es ist mir wurst Hans,.. the taxi zeit ist mehr kurtz auch...

 

[Acefaser]

No they landed on the terminal

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Entschuldigung Capitan Bitburger, ich denke wir auf dem taxiweg gelandet...

Es ist mir wurst Hans,.. the taxi zeit ist mehr kurtz auch...

You want what from Hans? His wurst?

 

[Caveman]

It was JetBlue's fault.

 

[Occam's Razor]

It was JetBlue's fault.

Wrong incident. This aircraft landed on the taxiway. jetBlue woulda spent 7-hours sitting on the taxiway.

S/F

OR

 

[CA1900]

Picture of the flight crew:

 

[ReverseSensing]

Picture of the flight crew:

Nah, man. That's just the Menzie's checkin' out the pimp ride!

 

[DC8 Flyer]

Picture of the flight crew:

mother********************er its just lift vs weight vs rotation, it aint the mother********************ing hard....

 

[tathepilot]

Entschuldigung Capitan Bitburger, ich denke wir auf dem taxiweg gelandet...

Es ist mir wurst Hans,.. the taxi zeit ist mehr kurtz auch...

Apology Captain hamburger, I thinks we landed on taxiway... It is me sausage Hand.. this taxi time is more kool...

 

[jegermeister]

Entschuldigung Capitan Bitburger, ich denke wir auf dem taxiweg gelandet...

Es ist mir wurst Hans,.. the taxi zeit ist mehr kurtz auch...

Sehr witzig!

 

[dojetdriver]

mother********************er its just lift vs weight vs rotation, it aint the mother********************ing hard....

I forgot, what movie is that from?

Maybe the Luftansa guys took their flying lessons from CAL.

 

[Benhuntn]

Me Myself and Irene

 

[Mookie]

Me Myself and Irene

"poly-mother********************ing-peptides???

great mother********************ing movie...

 

[Long Time Gone]

Leck mich doch am Arsch.

Fick dich selbst ins knee.

 

[Long Time Gone]

Was wollen wir trinken....
Sieben tage lang....
Was wollen wir trinken....
So ein durscht.

Wir haben kein Bier und..
haben kein Wein....
Was wollen wir trinken...
Hau doch rein.

 

[DC8 Flyer]

Me Myself and Irene

You're so stupid, you think you get chipped beef from a toofy blow job...

 

[Benhuntn]

Easy boy! Easy Girl...whatever you are?

 

[Flys4Fun]

oberstar

 

[LeonPhelps]

Hmmmmmm...

You want what from Hans? His wurst?

Oh hey! Itsth my old friend and fellow ladiesth man, the Bavarian Chef...yesth may I transthlate? He sthaid, "...it is my wurst Hans..."

Aint that disthgusthtin'? A man talking to anutha man like that? I mean, letsth sthave that talk for the LADIESTH! Them Lufthanstha folksth are a little freaky deaky sthomtimes!

 

[Long Time Gone]

Apology Captain hamburger, I thinks we landed on taxiway... It is me sausage Hand.. this taxi time is more kool...

Your uebersetzung is be********************end.

Wie war's mit.....

Apology Captain Bitburger I thinks we landed on taxiway...
It is me don't give a rat's arsch.. the taxi time is more shorter too.

Captain Hamburger would be uebersetzt to Captain Hamburger, since Hamburger is in Hamburg, and Bitburger is from Bitburg, just like ze bier. Und Kaptain Koenig Pils used to be ze king. Verstehen wir alles now yes????

 

[tathepilot]

Your uebersetzung is be********************end.

Wie war's mit.....

Apology Captain Bitburger I thinks we landed on taxiway...
It is me don't give a rat's arsch.. the taxi time is more shorter too.

Captain Hamburger would be uebersetzt to Captain Hamburger, since Hamburger is in Hamburg, and Bitburger is from Bitburg, just like ze bier. Und Kaptain Koenig Pils used to be ze king. Verstehen wir alles now yes????

verstehen Sie!? Nr. Ich mache über den Deutschen lustig

 

[35khighpjc]

so thats where those 2 Air Canada pilots that landed the Dash-8 In Seattle on twy T ended up

-Paul

 

[JohnnyP]

....

So, did they land on a taxiway or not??? Hurry up, im going back to work today on Lufthansa, I need to be set at ease...........

 

[metroplex]

long time gone, bisserl langsamer reiten cowboy....

 

[Long Time Gone]

Hoppa Hoppa reiter....
Wenn er faelt, dann scheit er....
Faelt er in dem graben....
Freste ihm dem Raben....
Faelt er in dem Fluss....
Dann macht der Reiter...
Plubsch....