Offline Jumpseating.

[Mr Wu]

OK ladies and gentlemen, listen up lest ye be denied the jumpseat when travelling offline.


Regardless of whether the gate agent gives you a boarding pass or not, you are not on the flight until the captain says yes. You must show your company ID, F/A certificate, and jumpseat form to the captain. There is a little jumpseat game played where you must ask if you can travel. The answer will always be yes, but you must ask anyway. At the end of the flight, thank the crew for the free ride. Failure to follow this procedure will most likely result in you being denied boarding.

 

[FlyUnited]

Should we delay the boarding when we have boarded from door 2L to get up to the front of the airplane too?

 

[Mr Wu]

The boarding will be delayed when the gate agent is called to take you off. Delay the boarding and get a ride or delay the boarding and stay in the airport, your choice. The jumpseat is a privilege that is at the captain's discretion. Pilots have been doing it for years without delaying flights, it's time you f/a's learned. I'm just trying to give you a way of learning that doesn't involve you missing work/your trip home.

 

[WaterSkiette]

Teach us more lessons, oh wizened one!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm eager to please all pilots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*GAG*!

 

[FlyUnited]

Really? Well guess what? I did that today and the Captain laughed his a$$ off. He said, don't bother doing that and mess up the online departure.

I guess some pilots are more anal than others. (most also don't go grabbing the manifest to see if the SA's are jumpseating or pass riding). You see, the airline I usually jumpseat on gives you a seat assignment.

Now back to driving Mr Busdriver.

 

[elag777]

Any movement out there with the likes of AA and UAL to reciprocate with the B6 FA's so they don't have to incur the pass riding fee on B6 Nov 1st?
I for one hate to see this come to an end for our off line commuters and have said as such.
Time to put pressure on the brass when large #'s of FA's cant make it to MIA etc for UAL.

Thoughts....

 

[FlyUnited]

I don't see it happening anytime soon. United would love to have a revolving door of flight attendants who quit because they couldn't make their trips.

Besides, your fee is about the same amount that United charges us to passride anyway. It won't make a difference, we'll still be on JB but you probably won't see as many staying to clean.

 

[mckpickle]

WOW, some of the attitudes in this thread really surprise me. FA's need to understand that the captain is offering you a professional courtesy. The least you can do is ASK for it. It's not about being anal, it about respecting the captain. Some of your attitudes bring to light why it is that FA are not being given JS priviledges on some airlines. As the jumpseat chair for a large regional airline, I deal with the issues and problems that arrise on a day to day basis. I will tell you that except for gate agents, FA are the next biggest problem. The least you could do is show a little respect.

 

[FlyUnited]

The next biggest problem for whom? The pilots obviously!

 

[mckpickle]

The next biggest problem for whom? The pilots obviously!

WOW, you are something else. I suppose you think you're entitled to a ride hu?

 

[accinelli]

Yeah. We forget they are there to serve coffee and not for safety -- or was it the other way around. Either way -- jumpseat denied.

 

[FlyUnited]

Jumpseat every trip and never been denied yet. HA

 

[accinelli]

Jumpseat every trip and never been denied yet. HA

Count your blessings then. You won't get on my plane.

 

[FlyUnited]

gee whiz Beaver...how will you ever know?

 

[accinelli]

gee whiz Beaver...how will you ever know?

Simple. I deny all FAs. What are you gonna do now. Complain go mommy. Or cry? Or better yet post something on this board to get sympathy.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Simple. I deny all FAs. What are you gonna do now. Complain go mommy. Or cry? Or better yet post something on this board to get sympathy.

How about grammar, punctuation, and plain old normal talking? Besides, denying jumpseats for f/a's or pilots is up to the captain, not the flight attendant!

 

[accinelli]

How about grammar, punctuation, and plain old normal talking? Besides, denying jumpseats for f/a's or pilots is up to the captain, not the flight attendant!

Hey -- that was a typo on my e-mail. Wrote "go" instead of "to" and couldn't edit it in time.

I'm aware that pilots or higher deny the jumpseat -- and that's how I plan to do it.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Hey -- that was a typo on my e-mail. Wrote "go" instead of "to" and couldn't edit it in time.

Judging by your last dozen posts, I'll go with trailer trash, uneducated, and plain old "stupid."

I'm aware that pilots or higher deny the jumpseat -- and that's how I plan to do it.

After you're done playing pilot, make sure and go back to the sandbox with the rest of the 5th graders, lunchtime is only 1 hour....that includes recess!

 

[FlyUnited]

Accinelli, you flame in almost every post. What is the issue?

You can go ahead and TRY to deny the j/s but if I don't say "HI", how the heck would you even know. The company I j/s on gives me a seat assignment before I've even gotten to the gate. I'm holding a boarding pass.

btw, I DO say "hi and thanks" every time I can except when the boarding is such that I can't get to the cockpit.

Now what are you going to do if you suddenly find out that I'm actually a pilot? Start denying pilots too?

 

[mckpickle]

Accinelli, you flame in almost every post. What is the issue?

You can go ahead and TRY to deny the j/s but if I don't say "HI", how the heck would you even know. The company I j/s on gives me a seat assignment before I've even gotten to the gate. I'm holding a boarding pass.

btw, I DO say "hi and thanks" every time I can except when the boarding is such that I can't get to the cockpit.

Now what are you going to do if you suddenly find out that I'm actually a pilot? Start denying pilots too?

You and your attitude are exactly why I will fight against offering jumpseats to offline FA's at my company.