Your Airline's GOM flight bag contents.

[AGuyThatFlys]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
One forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 

[Flechas]

"Survival kit contents....
one drug issue containing morphine, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills

My kind of survival kit....

 

[SiuDude]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
One forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.

You forgot: three condoms.

 

[erj-145mech]

You forgot: three condoms.

Whats this?

one issue of prophylactics;

 

[SiuDude]

Whats this?

one issue of prophylactics;

Sorry,
should've consulted my thesaurus first. I've never been a very good reader.

 

[Cardinal]

SiuDude, you are hereby ordered to report to Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...2/103-3992795-0621422?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846 and view Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb at once. Report back to flightinfo once you have become a cultured aviation movie watching airman. Then and only then may you contribute to the discussion. Carry on!