You know you're an Airline Pilot....

[ifly4food]

Beat me to it. All you see around the house are mini shampoos and soaps.

 

[ifly4food]

And you forgot the big watch. All pilots tend to have a big watch.

 

[JediNein]

Almost everything about the job sucks, but when the door closes, you are the luckiest person in the world, you're going flying.

 

[CoATP]

No USA Today means:
a) it's the weekend or
b)you're in Canada

 

[Kream926]

or in norfolk raddison

 

[difete]

You take home mini hotel towels for those lonely nights at home, and pack rolls of toilet paper from hotels to save on groceries.

An Air Canada guy asked me where I was going, I told him it was the end of a 4 day trip for me. He then smiles and said: "So you are leaving your love ones today, to go home to no one." Then we all laughed... so sad and sometimes so true.

 

[flyer172r]

No USA Today means:
a) it's the weekend or
b)you're in Canada

You don't mind working Thursdays and Fridays because it means getting the good sudoku puzzles.

 

[Cardinal]

If your friend that invited you was a young little hottie then you do have problems

"So you are leaving your love ones today, to go home to no one."

Sums up the problem exactly. She was young, but just not as hot or entertaining as the FA with whom I parted at the employee lot. Sigh.

 

[siucavflight]

I have never asked for a bravo Juliette, I just expect them.