Flybet3
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You know you're an Airline Pilot......
your internet history consists mainly of airline message boards, weather sites and porn.
you know the exact number for the weather channel in 5 different cities
ALSO...
1 Your suitcase sits half unpacked in the corner of your bedroom between trips.
2 You’re riding in a car and come to a stop sign and call "clear right."
3 You start sliding on ice in a car with someone else driving and say "more right rudder."
4 You start reciting the engine start checklist before starting your car.
5 You have permanent imprints on your carpet next to the front door where your bags sit, and on your nightstand where your reserve phone sits.
6 You look left and right when starting your car engine.
7 You wake up in the middle of the night at home in your own bed and you don't know where you are.
8 You are invited out to dinner by a friend while at home, but decline in favor of grilled-cheese and canned soup at home.
9 You think today is Tuesday and your friend tells y
9 You think today is Tuesday and your friend tells you it is Friday.
10 You try to "raise the nose" when slowing down at a stop sign.
11 You set 3 independent alarms: cell phone, alarm clock, and wake up call.
12 You reply "Rodger" or "no questions" to your wife.
13 You make check-lists for everything.
14 You refer to gas as fuel. (I do it all the time )
15 You always look at your watch before you drink a beer.
your internet history consists mainly of airline message boards, weather sites and porn.
you know the exact number for the weather channel in 5 different cities
ALSO...
1 Your suitcase sits half unpacked in the corner of your bedroom between trips.
2 You’re riding in a car and come to a stop sign and call "clear right."
3 You start sliding on ice in a car with someone else driving and say "more right rudder."
4 You start reciting the engine start checklist before starting your car.
5 You have permanent imprints on your carpet next to the front door where your bags sit, and on your nightstand where your reserve phone sits.
6 You look left and right when starting your car engine.
7 You wake up in the middle of the night at home in your own bed and you don't know where you are.
8 You are invited out to dinner by a friend while at home, but decline in favor of grilled-cheese and canned soup at home.
9 You think today is Tuesday and your friend tells y
9 You think today is Tuesday and your friend tells you it is Friday.
10 You try to "raise the nose" when slowing down at a stop sign.
11 You set 3 independent alarms: cell phone, alarm clock, and wake up call.
12 You reply "Rodger" or "no questions" to your wife.
13 You make check-lists for everything.
14 You refer to gas as fuel. (I do it all the time )
15 You always look at your watch before you drink a beer.
