I've always wondered why men have to have the seat up. Some of the guys I know are constantly bragging about winning pissing contests and getting into pissing matches. You'd think y'all would have better aim than my Aunt who claimed she won a match from the second story.
You see you know nothing about "The Splatter Effect". With the seat down you dont get as much splatter.... Sheesh, do I have to teach you gals everything?