win 'em over, one at a time

[washout]

so the other day i'm waiting for the elevator to go down for my early van to the airport, and this cute ASA fo walks up and smiles at me. i'm not yet fully awake, but i say to myself..... "come on, THINK....THINK..... there's gotta be SOMETHING i can say to her!"

so, the conversation that followed....

me: "hey!....(15 second awkward pause) so....do you fly to atlanta from here?"

her: "yes"

me: "cool! how long does that take?"

her: "about an hour 45"

me: "great!"

her:

me: ...(awkward silence, couple of head nods)...

then the longest, quietest elevator ride of my life.

oh, he's good with the ladies, this one...

 

[theskyking]

so the other day i'm waiting for the elevator to go down for my early van to the airport, and this cute ASA fo walks up and smiles at me. i'm not yet fully awake, but i say to myself..... "come on, THINK....THINK..... there's gotta be SOMETHING i can say to her!"

so, the conversation that followed....

me: "hey!....(15 second awkward pause) so....do you fly to atlanta from here?"

her: "yes"

me: "cool! how long does that take?"

her: "about an hour 45"

me: "great!"

her:

me: ...(awkward silence, couple of head nods)...

then the longest, quietest elevator ride of my life.

oh, he's good with the ladies, this one...

You didn't have a chance anyway, so I wouldn't sweat it too much.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Don't feel bad, just try flying with one of them. Totally annoying.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I too was waiting for the hotel van one morning and struck up a conversation with this cute gal from another airline. Things were progressing well until she saw the "I 'heart' VAGINA" sticker on my flight bag. :erm:

 

[Oakum_Boy]

You have that on your flight case? No wonder they don't want to give us any more money.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...do you really think that is on my flight bag?

 

[CopilotDoug]

Things were progressing well until she saw the "I 'heart' VAGINA" sticker on my flight bag. :erm:

:laugh:
ROFLMAO! Oh sh!t that's some good stuff!

I gotta get me one of them stickers...

 

[Richard Gozinya]

:laugh:
I gotta get me one of them stickers...

Forget the stickers, I am going to get some real..........well, never mind!

What were we talkin' 'bout?

Dick

 

[pdub20s]

so the other day i'm waiting for the elevator to go down for my early van to the airport, and this cute ASA fo walks up and smiles at me. i'm not yet fully awake, but i say to myself..... "come on, THINK....THINK..... there's gotta be SOMETHING i can say to her!"

so, the conversation that followed....

me: "hey!....(15 second awkward pause) so....do you fly to atlanta from here?"

her: "yes"

me: "cool! how long does that take?"

her: "about an hour 45"

me: "great!"

her:

me: ...(awkward silence, couple of head nods)...

then the longest, quietest elevator ride of my life.

oh, he's good with the ladies, this one...

Spoken like a true player....

 

[CFI2766]

It's a sign of the times that our female FO's are generally head and shoulders above our flight attendants in terms of looks. I've been impressed with the quality of the help on the flight deck.

Of course, they will get hired at a major before I will, though.

 

[shamrock]

It's a sign of the times that our female FO's are generally head and shoulders above our flight attendants in terms of looks. I've been impressed with the quality of the help on the flight deck.

Yeah, for me that might just tip the scales in favor of taking an upgrade sooner rather than later. The scenery in the crew lounge has definitely improved.

 

[CF34-3B1]

We want pictures, we want pictures!

 

[Mookie]

so the other day i'm waiting for the elevator to go down for my early van to the airport, and this cute ASA fo walks up and smiles at me. i'm not yet fully awake, but i say to myself..... "come on, THINK....THINK..... there's gotta be SOMETHING i can say to her!"

so, the conversation that followed....

me: "hey!....(15 second awkward pause) so....do you fly to atlanta from here?"

her: "yes"

me: "cool! how long does that take?"

her: "about an hour 45"

me: "great!"

her:

me: ...(awkward silence, couple of head nods)...

then the longest, quietest elevator ride of my life.

oh, he's good with the ladies, this one...

She was probably thinking...

"god I hope this guys asks me out...I can then finally quit this ********************ing job...have a bunch of babies...and the leave him for the pool boy after a few years."

Mookie

 

[Prop2Jet]

dont worry that sack of lips will be at FedEx in a month!

 

[CopilotDoug]

so the other day i'm waiting for the elevator to go down for my early van to the airport, and this cute ASA fo walks up and smiles at me. i'm not yet fully awake, but i say to myself..... "come on, THINK....THINK..... there's gotta be SOMETHING i can say to her!"

so, the conversation that followed....

me: "hey!....(15 second awkward pause) so....do you fly to atlanta from here?"

her: "yes"

me: "cool! how long does that take?"

her: "about an hour 45"

me: "great!"

her:

me: ...(awkward silence, couple of head nods)...

then the longest, quietest elevator ride of my life.

oh, he's good with the ladies, this one...

Cheer up there, Champ! You'll get 'em next time. If she didn't want to have hot sex right there in the elevator, good chance she was a rug muncher (in which case you can't go wrong by inviting yourself to the next Carpet Party!)

 

[Soverytired]

I too was waiting for the hotel van one morning and struck up a conversation with this cute gal from another airline. Things were progressing well until she saw the "I 'heart' VAGINA" sticker on my flight bag. :erm:

Ah well. If she didn't fall for your smooth talkn', it's no doubt because SHE "hearts" VAGINA too.

 

[Scrapdog]

You didn't have a chance anyway, so I wouldn't sweat it too much.

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[Corbon]

Just replay the event in your mind the way you wish it would have played out, fire off some knuckle children, have a beer and relish in the fact that you actually did nail her. Of course she wasn't there when it happened, but I don't see that as relevant.

 

[DX Rick]

I was in the elvator in BNA about 3 weeks ago. Hot blonde from Express Jet in there. I ask her "Are you the former playboy chick?" She replies "Have you seen my work before?"
I fired back "Yeah, but at your last job you had one less chin, and no cankles. Welcome to the regionals, PIG!"

 

[Oakum_Boy]

I don't like cankles either.