Why???

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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is there braille on the drive-up ATM machine?

If 7-11 stores are open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why is it that when someone tells you there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?



If a cat always lands on it's feet and bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat???



Why does your nose run and your feet smell?



If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out its nose?



Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

And WHY are there interstate highways in Hawaii?



When giving a lethal injection, why do they bother using an alcohol swab?



If the Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk then why didn't he just buy dinner?

 

[viper548]

Dont even try to pass that off as original. Throw some credit in there will 'ya

 

[cosmotheassman]

Why is there braille on the doors at movie theaters? "Man that movie sounded KICK A$$"

 

[NuGuy]

Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

If a tree falls on a mime in an empty forest, does anybody care?

 

[blott]

Why does BIG have 3 letters and SMALL have five?

 

[711-24-7]

Why the guy whose handle is 711-24-7 and has had hands on experience with the store, doesn't know the answer to the locks on 7-11's?....................just the thing to think about in life I guess.

 

[urflyingme?!]

If it helps I eat at 7-11 for breakfast!

 

[Axel]

It's a George Carlin bit from before most of you were born.

 

[NEDude]

Why can't you abbreviate the word abbriviate?

 

[MELIT]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is there braille on the drive-up ATM machine?

If 7-11 stores are open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why is it that when someone tells you there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?



If a cat always lands on it's feet and bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat???



Why does your nose run and your feet smell?



If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out its nose?



Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

And WHY are there interstate highways in Hawaii?



When giving a lethal injection, why do they bother using an alcohol swab?



If the Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk then why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why did you take the time to start this stupid thread?

 

[cosmotheassman]

Why did you take the time to start this stupid thread?

For the same reason you read it...

 

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Viper
Theres nothing in my post that says I came up with the idea. I just thought people would enjoy a good laugh and have a little fun pondering the why's of the world.

If it makes you feel better back in 2002 someone started a thread on Skywest with the question "Why" and the thread just took off from there. Feel better little boy?

 

[mach none]

Why?




Because.

 

[Pugh]

If a man says something in a forest, and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

 

[G100driver]

why do they have sign at Burger King that reads "picture menu avalible?"

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Why is their PFT at GIA????????????????????

 

[BankAccount=0$]

Why is their PFT at GIA????????????????????

Simple....... It's "easier" to fork over a check for 20K then it is to bust yer A$$ as a CFI for a year or two. As long as it's "easier" to pay for a job at GIA there will be no shortage of willing PFT'ers.


And on a side note...... 7-11 probably has locks for the same reason as Waffle House. If there is a natural disaster, or a problem with that store (ie. fire, slurpee machine explosion, etc.) they have to have a way to secure the building. I have a friend who owns a couple of Waffle Houses, he said most stores tape the keys to the top of the safe so they don't get lost in a drawer somewhere...............