front9
Titanium Member
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2004
- Posts
- 202
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is there braille on the drive-up ATM machine?
If 7-11 stores are open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why is it that when someone tells you there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If a cat always lands on it's feet and bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat???
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out its nose?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
And WHY are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
When giving a lethal injection, why do they bother using an alcohol swab?
If the Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk then why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is there braille on the drive-up ATM machine?
If 7-11 stores are open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why is it that when someone tells you there are a billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If a cat always lands on it's feet and bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat???
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out its nose?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
And WHY are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
When giving a lethal injection, why do they bother using an alcohol swab?
If the Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk then why didn't he just buy dinner?
