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Why Airplanes are Better Than Women!

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uwochris

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This may have been posted before, but I think it's great! I hope you enjoy it:

An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
 
Flip-Flop of That Is...

Why Women Are Better Then Airplanes...

- A bust is never a bad thing!

- "Descend and Maintain" is much more enjoyable...

- An airplane doesn't cook me breakfast or iron my uniform.

- Fuel vs. Alcohol spenditure is far less for a woman.
 
Sorry, I have been around airplanes all my life and when it is all said and done I will take women any day.
 
USER997!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE MORMON GIRL?!!??!??! Not that' I'm complaining too much about your new girl :D
 
cforst513 said:
USER997!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE MORMON GIRL?!!??!??! Not that' I'm complaining too much about your new girl :D
She's taking a sabatical currently. Thought I'd mix it up a little. I got another photo of her mormon sister if you'd rather me use that as my avatar. ;)
 
User997 said:
She's taking a sabatical currently. Thought I'd mix it up a little. I got another photo of her mormon sister if you'd rather me use that as my avatar. ;)

You mean that isn't her?
 
this new one has a hint of britney spears in her face. wouldst thou agree?
 
Jets are better than women because you can stop it's whining by pulling back a lever

Women are better than jets because....

ummmmm.....

well......

a jet can't suck your (CENSORED).......
 
Ok....my turn.

Why jets are better than men.

Jets...once you get 'em up they stay up until you're done with 'em....
...if the seat is ever left up, it's because I put it there to get a better view
out the front.
...at least a jet remembers the last 30 minutes of what you just said
...their self confidence isn't dependent on the length of their pitot...

No, I'm not a man hater....but two can play this game!
:rolleyes:
 
CFIcare said:
Ok....my turn.

Why jets are better than men.

Jets...once you get 'em up they stay up until you're done with 'em....


I like that one!! ;)
 
CFIcare said:
Why jets are better than men.

Jets...once you get 'em up they stay up until you're done with 'em....



...their self confidence isn't dependent on the length of their pitot...


:rolleyes:


I liked this one so much, I wanted to quote it so we could ALL read it and enjoy it again!
 
CFIcare said:
Ok....my turn.

Why jets are better than men.

Jets...once you get 'em up they stay up until you're done with 'em....
...if the seat is ever left up, it's because I put it there to get a better view
out the front.
...at least a jet remembers the last 30 minutes of what you just said
...their self confidence isn't dependent on the length of their pitot...

No, I'm not a man hater....but two can play this game!
:rolleyes:

Thats Grrreaatt! Hehehehe....
 
Why airplanes are better..

When an airplane turns 40 it's a classic.

Heavy airplanes are considered desirable.
 

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