Why Aircraft are Better than Women!!!

[dh82dvr]

I came across this today and it gave me a good laugh.....

An Airplane will kill you quickly........a woman takes her time.

Airplanes like to do it inverted.

Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.

An airplanes thrust to weight ratio is higher.

An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go".

An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with manuals.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

You can fly an airplane any time of the month.

Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.

It's ok to use tie downs on your airplane.

 

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

Fly safe,
TA

 

[Pilot124]

And you can do some preventive maintenence on your plane

 

[DenverDude2002]

OMG I have been looking for that list for like 3 years!!! Its hilarious

 

[flyer172r]

An airplane takes you where you want to go, when you want to go there, they cost just as much as women, and they never ask if they look fat in their new paint job.

 

[Snowflake]

ummm sure...




boys.

 

[350DRIVER]

They don't b!tch, whine, complain, nag, bother, etc, etc,


If it floats, fly's, or fukcs, then it is much better to rent one versus taking "ownership"......


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[Dizel8]

"They don't b!tch, whine, complain, nag, bother, etc, etc."

Not so sure about that, most jets whine like mad when things are going well, its when they stop whinning, you need to worry!

 

[350DRIVER]

Not so sure about that, most jets whine like mad when things are going well, its when they stop whinning, you need to worry!

That is a "good" whine though, less irritating as well...


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[Snowflake]

I started thinking about how you boys keep talking bout how we women are always whinning and b!tching, but did you ever notice how often you do it? I mean seriouly, I have know too many guys that b!tch, whine, complain, nag, bother, etc all the time.


You all hate in women what you do yourselves.