My guess for a merger.....Atlantic Southeast Airlines. There will be a consolidated name too keep things simple. It will be SouthCentral Airlines combining East and West into one MERGED(get it East guys?) name.
There will be a new brief given by the captain
How to survive in South Central (what you do?)
A place where bustin a cap is fundamental
No, you can't find the ******************** in a handbook
Take a close look, at a rap crook
Rule number one: get yourself a gun(Go be an FFDO)
A nine in your ass'll be fine
Keep it in your glove comparment(keep it handy)
cause jackers (yo) they love to start ********************(watch out for terrorists)
Now if you're white you can trust the police
but if you're black they ain't nothin but beasts
Watch out for the kill
Don't make a false move and keep your hands on the steering wheel(please don't crash)
and don't get smart(just sit there on your hands)
Answer all questions, and that's your first lesson
on stayin alive(piss me off, I'll write you up)
In South Central, yeah, that's how you survive
Rule number two: don't trust nobody
especially a bitch, with a hooker's body(stay away from the flight attendants!)
cause it ain't nuttin but a trap(vag)
And females'll get jacked and kidnapped
You'll wind up dead(divorced)
Just to be safe don't wear no blue or red
cause most niggaz get got
in either L.A., Compton or Watts(East or West based)
Pissed-off black human beings
So I think you better skip the sight-seeing(just land, stop looking outside)
And if you're nuttin but a mark
make sure that you're in before dark(I fly am trips)
But if you need some affection mate
Make sure the bitch ain't a section eight(not an FA)
cause if so that's a monkey-wrench hoe
and you won't survive in South Central(again divorced)
Rule number three: don't get caught up(just fly the plane let general lee make 11000 posts by himself)
Cause niggaz are doing anything that's thought up
And they got a vice
on everything from dope, to stolen merchandise
We discern
cause South Central L.A., is one big yearn
Waitin for a brother like you to catch a disease
and start slangin ki's(you might get the random drug test)
to an undercover or the wrong brother
And they'll smother, a out of town mother********************er
So don't take your life for granted(pilots are not god)
cause it's the craziest place on the planet(airline industry)
In L.A. heroes don't fly through the sky of stars
they live behind bars(management)
So everybody's doin a little dirt
And it's the youngsters puttin in the most work(commuter FO's)
So be alert and stay calm
as you enter, the concrete Vietnam
You say, the strong survive
********************, the strong even die, in South Central
Oh yeah and I try to do everything else by the book, any questions?