You couldn't be more wrong. We share JOINT RESPONSIBILITY. You should start giving us a little more respect.
Might want to reread the regs...
I'll highlight the areas you seem to not understand.
(b) The pilot in command and the aircraft dispatcher are
jointly responsible for the preflight planning, delay, and dispatch release of a flight in compliance with this chapter and operations specifications.
(c) The
aircraft dispatcher is responsible for—
(1)
Monitoring the progress of each flight;
(2)
Issuing necessary information for the safety of the flight; and
(3)
Cancelling or redispatching a flight if, in his opinion or the opinion of the pilot in command, the flight cannot operate or continue to operate safely as planned or released.
(d)
Each pilot in command of an aircraft is, during flight time, in command of the aircraft and crew and is responsible for the safety of the passengers, crewmembers, cargo, and airplane.
(e)
Each pilot in command has full control and authority in the operation of the aircraft, without limitation, over other crewmembers and their duties during flight time, whether or not he holds valid certificates authorizing him to perform the duties of those crewmembers.
[Doc. No. 6258, 29 FR 19219, Dec. 31, 1964, as amended by Amdt. 121–253, 61 FR 2613, Jan. 26, 1996]
You are responsible for the release and paperwork.
Once the brake drops, dispatcher responsibility is limited to monitoring, providing information (which we have access to anyway), and redispatching if the crew needs an alternate. That's it. You are
NOT responsible for the
safety of that flight. This is why there is no such thing as a Dispatcher in Command.
I give dispatchers the respect they deserve on a case by case basis, because many do a fantastic job and many are useless. I'll let you guess which side of the line dispatchers who start threads calling us whiners or try to claim that we don't have ultimate authority and responsibility tend to fall on.