Where do you work?

[mamba20]

Good thinking, I'd hate to get diptheria or something.

 

[Gnarloo]

I want to work for Vivid, but they told me the only way in to the company was to to do gay porn first for several years. I guess sometimes you have to take it in the a$$ for a while to get what you want. Kind of like another profession I know of....

 

[erj-145mech]

I skipped the gay stuff cuz I went the PFT route, Vividstream.

 

[Gnarloo]

I didn't have the money for Vividstream, so now I'm a hoagie handler. But it's only temporary. Soon they tell me I'll be in the drivers seat behind a shiny new porn star making 400,000 a year.

 

[JetMonkey]

"You know, I started on clean up just like you guys. And now, I'm washing lettuce. Next is fries, and in a couple of years I'll be assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."
-Louis Armstrong,Coming to America

 

[erj-145mech]

I didn't have the money for Vividstream, so now I'm a hoagie handler. But it's only temporary. Soon they tell me I'll be in the drivers seat behind a shiny new porn star making 400,000 a year.

You're a good hand. A true asset to your profession.

 

[difete]

I am a sperm donor hoping It wont run out anytime soon.

 

[ebaybob]

I work for the state...picking up dead animals off the road.

 

[CapnVegetto]

I sell refrigerators to Eskimos.

 

[Tram]

Nah, these answers are right in line with what I expected..

 

[platinumclub]

I pimp 12 year old ho's on the streets of Bangkok out to 55 year old European men. I do very well for myself.

 

[belchfire]

Me? Bash other regionals? Ha!!!

I work for Regions Air-you are a over-paid, stay in
nice hotels and get raises on a regular basis. I
am not fit to be in your shadow...

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I'm a porn star

 

[hbrow15]

I pimp crack HO's, business is getting better since the price of oil went up.

 

[temcgrew]

My consulting company has had several good contracts lately. Its called "Alter Ego Advisors". A few regionals have paid us very well the last few years.

 

[EMB170Pilot]

"You know, I started on clean up just like you guys. And now, I'm washing lettuce. Next is fries, and in a couple of years I'll be assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."
-Louis Armstrong,Coming to America

It's...........See I'm washing lettuce....Soon I'll be on fries, then the grill.... rest is right

- Mr. Movie Quote Guy

 

[EMB170Pilot]

BTW


I work for Initech

 

[LANDSCAPER]

You got to love that movie,

 

[skydivinguy]

Regional spam salesman on Maui. Bidness is good!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I work as "Dirty the Clown". All women get free face painting.