When will this stop?

[banned username 2]

Re: FLAME THE FAX MACHINE

This works best with an old school fax machine like RadioShack used to sell.

First, use a popular WP software program such as MSWord or Publisher and enlarge the Letters "F" and "U" in the biggest Boldest Font Possible on one sheet of paper in either portrait or Landscape orientation.

Second, print multiple pages of your gem (4 or more should definately do the trick).

Next, lay these printed pages face down in a long continuous train (top to Bottom to top and so on) and tape them together across the width of the page.

Next, allign your acronymical train of paper properly (AND STRAIGHT) into the fax.

DIAL 10-10-220 and the fax number and begin faxing appropriately.

As the first couple of pages begin filing through the fax, affix the end to the beginning in the same manner as before to create a continuous loop of paper recycling your feelings through the fax machine.

If done in the dead of night and not at 1pm where the victim is sure to thwart your devine gesture of approval, the unsuspecting mug of diaper filling is sure to find his office automation void of paper AND toner the following morning.

You may be wise to disable caller ID for your location as most modern equipment will likely report your number along with your thoughts. Most phone companies charge 50 cents per use of this feature.

For less than $5, you can consume his fax paper and toner for over an hour.
Newer equipment will store your pages in memory to continue printing when resupplied with paper.

Cheers and Good Hunting!
100-1/2

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands!

 

[turning2]

100-1/2

Absolutely priceless...

 

[corpflunkie]

Man!!! you are one evil dude!!!

 

[JetPilot500]

Man!!! you are one evil dude!!!

Who really is the evil one here?

A) 100-1/2
B) The SH!TTY Operator


I vote for B

 

[pa56pa]

100 1/2 has my vote... thats just toooooo funny!!!

 

[100-1/2]

Too, Much Time on my hands?!?

Falcon Capt,

You have almost 1500 posts to your credit! I'd say you are a little heavy on the excess time!

I am just kidding if you are, however you tend to carry a heavy tone in some of the 1500 posts I have run across.

I was merely pointing out a little-known hosing ritual commonly used among us Radio Shack Managers back in the day; when the fax machines used very specific types of thermal paper too expensive to stock in great quantities.

Yes, I once managed a Radio Shack Store. Len Roberts ROCKS!!! NOT!
I also drove a Tow-truck for many years and at one point may have been a crack dealer. I had the flying bug bad!

100-1/2

 

[banned username 2]

Hehhehehe...

I was just giving you crap... Yeah, 1,500 posts, I have too much time on my hands... however in my defense, I often times am seen toting a laptop computer with, so many of those 1,500 posts have taken place while "working"... i.e. on the road in a hotel...

I have heard of the "Continuous fax" idea before... Not that I've ever done it...

 

[bigD]

however you tend to carry a heavy tone in some of the 1500 posts I have run across.

If his tone is too heavy for you, just start talking about BBQ. Works every time!

 

[banned username 2]

Did someone say BBQ???

 

[WrightAvia]

It's possible to get in trouble for spaming a fax.

My brother's business is possibly getting sued for sending out an advertising flyer via fax numbers of businesses. Whether or not that would apply to faxing this job fax number or not, I don't know.

 

[b757driver]

Same Outfit?

Just came across this.....same fax #!!!! Wonder if they got their GIII guys to cough up the dough. If that does not work then try this....

$ 1,000 a month,, tisk tisk. These Vision Air C--ks--ke-s should be picketed. Right !!, gain real world experience and bend right over and grab your ankles. My newspaper boy makes this on his paper route after school and on Sundays. And the guy or gal bagging groceries at Food 4 Less makes this wage.

WFFF


August 22, 2003
TURBO JET SIC PROGRAM (Turbojet Co-Pilots - Updated!)
2634 Airport Drive, North Las Vegas
Tel: no calls
Fax: (702) 646-6871
Email: Click Here to Apply
Web Site: none
Turbo Jet First Officer Program - for those looking to gain real world, challenging experience. We are a growing charter and jet management company. SIC's will be paid $1000.00 per month plus expenses while on the road and will be considered for a permanent position upon completion. SIC's will be required to move to Las Vegas at their own expense. Applicants must have a Commercial, Instrument and Multi-Engine ratings and successfully complete a Jet Type Rating program at SimuFlite at their own expense. Applicants should expect to be on the road for extended periods of time.

Resumes and cover letters will be accepted by e-mail or fax only. NO PHONE CALLS.

 

[Flyjets]

Re: When?

When they do not get a qualified response.

I don't think that it will be in the near future. Too many of us are unemployed with families to feed and bills to pay.

The problem is that someone will cough up the dough and continue the cycle.

 

[Freightdog75]

These companies are just unbelievable

 

[aeronautic1]

One of the greatest injustices to our industry are companies like American Support Group in the Netherlands that SELLS right seat revenue jobs to foreign pilots. Many a Learjet right seat job has been deniged to an American pilot working his way up because some Swede or South Afrique paid $25000 to an operator so he can WORK in the US for a small stipend on a student visa under the guise of flight training. And then they never leave, work for low wages and so on... Likewise, we are prohibited from revenue jobs in their home country (not born in their country, no commercial job). I had a seat in an air ambulance once but then the company "downsided." While I was out the door with a $36k job, before the door was shut a Swiss guy walks in for $18K. Jeez! This is worse than PFT.

 

[b757driver]

But How Do You Stop These Scam Operators?

There are more and more of these operators coming out of the woodwork everyday. In the past 6 months, I have personally "found" out about THREE scam operations currently being conducted in the U.S.
One was a so-called sister company of a type rating training organisation, another was advertising on Alaska's Employment Services Job site & it turns out the two guys running it are fraudsters & serving time in jail as I write this, & then that NLV company offering "real world" opportunities for jet FOs. The catch? YOU pay for your initial/recurrent, then THEY pay you $1000/month plus expenses & just for good measure, they can fire you whenever they please (for that, read after you have paid for your type). So, in short, what should be a normal business expense in training employees becomes your obligation and then when you get quald, they have the right to fire you if they decide they don't like the look of your face. Sounds like a really great company! Must be a real joy to actually work for them.
Has anyone thought about starting up a "undesired" companies to work for list that could be published on an aviation website?
We have "America's Best 100 companies to work for" and the Fortune 500 etc. Why not start one that deals with the weasels in this industry and how they try to gouge honest folk? I'm sure it would prevent many an agonizing decision and/or heartbreak. Knowledge is power & I'm real glad I found out about certain companies and did not proceed with my applicantion any further.
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