When will this stop?

[slickmagneto]

July 26, 2003
CONFIDENTIAL (Citation III Captain)
McCarran based
Tel: no calls
Fax: (702) 646-6871
Email: EZ-Apply or Resume Jet feature not available for this job
Web Site: none
Citation III Captain, Base McCarran, $3500 Monthly Base, Fax Resume to (702) 646-6871. No Moving Expense Reimbursement. When applying, ref: climbto350.com

July 26, 2003
CONFIDENTIAL (Gulfstream III Captain & Copilot)
United States
Tel: no calls
Fax: (702) 646-6871
Email: EZ-Apply or Resume Jet feature not available for this job
Web Site: none
Captain & Copilot - International Operations. Base Salary Captain 3500 Monthly Copilot TBA. Must have GIII/Heavy Jet & International Experience. Must pay for own training. Fax Resume to (702) 646-6871. When applying, ref: climbto350.com

 

[mike]

When?

When they do not get a qualified response.

I don't think that it will be in the near future. Too many of us are unemployed with families to feed and bills to pay.

 

[CCDiscoB]

YGTBSM

Captain & Copilot - International Operations. Base Salary Captain 3500 Monthly... Must pay for own training.

I saw that too. Disgusting

We joke about driving trucks, truck drivers make more than these guys will.

 

[phantom122]

Tell 'em to pi$$ off. Shove PFT right up their a$$es.

 

[banned username 2]

Just imagine the "Quality of Life" at a rat-a$$ed operator like this...

Unbelieveable.

 

[Otter]

what the F*#@

42,000 per year for "G". WOW. Im speechless.

 

[Bob]

Need to list those type jobs here:

http://www.bad-aviationjobs.com/

 

[hogdriver00]

CR@P Job

We should all start to fax them with our thoughts. Jam up the fax machine.

 

[tittyjet]

Ahhhh, life while bored on reserve....I just faxed them both and told them to take the PFT and shove is in their a$$es. I also asked the G operator what the fuk is with this 'Heavy' shjt. I know, I know, in the 91/135 world a G-III, iV, etc is considered 'heavy', I fly them, but that always just kills me when was the last time you heard.....

"Atlanta center, good afternoon, Gulfstream 12345 HEAVY is checking in at FL350, direct Foothills with a smooth ride...." what a hoot!!!!

Think I'll hear back from them???

 

[hogdriver00]

Revolt

Good for you titty. Spread the word. Jam the fax!

 

[tittyjet]

I actually called my cell phone 411 to try to do a reverse search in the number....the guy said that, according to their records, it is unlisted. Someone else try; then, if you get it, post the number here so we can seriously fuk with 'em.

 

[NoPFactor]

It appears these jobs are impossible to fill. As in any pilot position they would require a current medical. While applying for that medical you must check the boxes in section 18, line M asks if you have had any mental disorders of any sort. I believe if you accepted either of these jobs you would have to check the yes box. Bye Bye medical.

 

[750driver]

Re: When?

When they do not get a qualified response.

I don't think that it will be in the near future. Too many of us are unemployed with families to feed and bills to pay.

Mike is right ... I couldn't have said it any better. Self respect is more important than an hour of flight time, at least to me. Boycott these losers.

BTW - Hog's suggestion is beautiful

 

[hogdriver00]

Cr@p job

Thanks 750. The only way to stop this crap is to let them know what we think.

JAM THE FAX!!

SPREAD THE WORD!

 

[100-1/2]

FLAME THE FAX MACHINE

This works best with an old school fax machine like RadioShack used to sell.

First, use a popular WP software program such as MSWord or Publisher and enlarge the Letters "F" and "U" in the biggest Boldest Font Possible on one sheet of paper in either portrait or Landscape orientation.

Second, print multiple pages of your gem (4 or more should definately do the trick).

Next, lay these printed pages face down in a long continuous train (top to Bottom to top and so on) and tape them together across the width of the page.

Next, allign your acronymical train of paper properly (AND STRAIGHT) into the fax.

DIAL 10-10-220 and the fax number and begin faxing appropriately.

As the first couple of pages begin filing through the fax, affix the end to the beginning in the same manner as before to create a continuous loop of paper recycling your feelings through the fax machine.

If done in the dead of night and not at 1pm where the victim is sure to thwart your devine gesture of approval, the unsuspecting mug of diaper filling is sure to find his office automation void of paper AND toner the following morning.

You may be wise to disable caller ID for your location as most modern equipment will likely report your number along with your thoughts. Most phone companies charge 50 cents per use of this feature.

For less than $5, you can consume his fax paper and toner for over an hour.
Newer equipment will store your pages in memory to continue printing when resupplied with paper.

Cheers and Good Hunting!
100-1/2

 

[banned username 2]

Re: FLAME THE FAX MACHINE

This works best with an old school fax machine like RadioShack used to sell.

First, use a popular WP software program such as MSWord or Publisher and enlarge the Letters "F" and "U" in the biggest Boldest Font Possible on one sheet of paper in either portrait or Landscape orientation.

Second, print multiple pages of your gem (4 or more should definately do the trick).

Next, lay these printed pages face down in a long continuous train (top to Bottom to top and so on) and tape them together across the width of the page.

Next, allign your acronymical train of paper properly (AND STRAIGHT) into the fax.

DIAL 10-10-220 and the fax number and begin faxing appropriately.

As the first couple of pages begin filing through the fax, affix the end to the beginning in the same manner as before to create a continuous loop of paper recycling your feelings through the fax machine.

If done in the dead of night and not at 1pm where the victim is sure to thwart your devine gesture of approval, the unsuspecting mug of diaper filling is sure to find his office automation void of paper AND toner the following morning.

You may be wise to disable caller ID for your location as most modern equipment will likely report your number along with your thoughts. Most phone companies charge 50 cents per use of this feature.

For less than $5, you can consume his fax paper and toner for over an hour.
Newer equipment will store your pages in memory to continue printing when resupplied with paper.

Cheers and Good Hunting!
100-1/2

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands!

 

[turning2]

100-1/2

Absolutely priceless...

 

[corpflunkie]

Man!!! you are one evil dude!!!

 

[JetPilot500]

Man!!! you are one evil dude!!!

Who really is the evil one here?

A) 100-1/2
B) The SH!TTY Operator


I vote for B

 

[pa56pa]

100 1/2 has my vote... thats just toooooo funny!!!