What would you have said?

[Typhoon1244]

A certain Chicago Express crew was chugging along when the following conversation ensued:

Center: "Hey, Windy City, got a second?"

Captain: "Sure!"

Center: "Hey, I just rode you guys for the first time the other day. You guys've got some pretty nice dicks."

Captain: [after a looooong pause] "Uh, thanks."

Center: "How old are those things?"

Captain: [to first officer] "Did he say what I think he said?"

F/O: "I think he said 'dicks!'"

Captain: "Center, I gotta be honest, I have no idea what you said. Say again?"

Center: "I said you guys've got some pretty nice digs. How old are they?"

Captain: "OH! You're not going to believe what I thought you said!"

Center: [unintelligible...everybody around the controller was laughing too hard for him to be heard]

 

[Northern Lights]

Now THAT was funny!

I wouldn't have said anything because I would have been laughing too hard!!

 

[Typhoon1244]

You're a better man than I. If a controller told me I had a nice dick, I'd be speechless.

(Speachless? Speechless?)

 

[uwochris]

I wish someone praised my dick... I mean... my digs...

 

[Lrjtcaptain]

what the hell is a dig?

 

[Cat Driver]

It's where you put your dick.

 

[TonyC]

(Speachless? Speechless?)

Speechless

speech

speak

 

[Typhoon1244]

what the hell is a dig?

"Digs." Slang for your pad. Crib. Domicile.

You dig?