Arms Race in the Gulf!
"The US Navy today announced a top secret initiative to counter the new Iranian threat. We at FOX News have learned that special naval operatives, called "gunner's mates" will be stationed aboard US Navy vessels, equipped with advanced "Browning M-2 .50 caliber" machine guns. These "gunner's mates" when equipped with high tech optical target acquisition equipment (known as "binoculars") were able to engage and destroy the new Iranian "Al-Saddam" (in English, Noisy Sh*tbag) flying motorboat 12 out of 10 times in recent tests."
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