"What does your daddy do for a living?" "Nothing, he's a pilot."

[RideTheWind]

Got a laugh out of it, thought someone else might need one too.

 

[Lead Sled]

Hey you stole my line!

Lead Sled

 

[Erlanger]

I like it!

I'll have to use that line, when someone asks me what I do for a living.

 

[Lead Sled]

Actually, my oldest daughter came up with it. My first flying job was in Las Vegas as an air tour pilot flying the Grand Canyon. My daughter Emily was in the 2nd or 3rd grade. One day the teacher asked the kids what their parents did for a living - her answer... "Nothing, he's a pilot." She also has had a few other answers to that same question. My wife's favorite...
"My mom does all of the work, my dad barbeques."

Lead Sled