1. A lifetime supply of Maalox Plus.
2. An extra-large tube of Preparation H
3. Coke bottle glasses
4. A Hearing Aid
5. Size 42 waist trousers
6. Unlimited supply of cigarettes and Maxwell House Coffee
7. Superior command of sarcasm, patronization, ad lib, lousy sense of humor. Especially if you work in ROA.
Regards,
ex-Navy rotorhead
P.S. meant as a tongue in cheek. not flamebait. ATC and the FAA are there to help, right??? yeah...Right
2. An extra-large tube of Preparation H
3. Coke bottle glasses
4. A Hearing Aid
5. Size 42 waist trousers
6. Unlimited supply of cigarettes and Maxwell House Coffee
7. Superior command of sarcasm, patronization, ad lib, lousy sense of humor. Especially if you work in ROA.
Regards,
ex-Navy rotorhead
P.S. meant as a tongue in cheek. not flamebait. ATC and the FAA are there to help, right??? yeah...Right