Pendulous Vein
BRINGING PSYCHEDELIA HOME
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2003
- Posts
- 21
I commend you for your excellent goals
Well, hello there, brother. I am certainly down with all of that jive, of which you were recently speaking. I would like to congratulate you....you obviously are ready to give this crazy, overpaid occupation that we are all in a good ol' college try! In case you don't follow the lingo, G, "college try" is "slang" for hard work, or very hard try, depending on the context of the message. Sorry, I'll attempt to refrain using such slang so as to not lose you in the future. My crazy family always give me a gosh-load of heck for using such slang around the house! My family is great though, and it's wonderful that I see them so often, five times a day in fact, being that I'm a professional pilot. But on to what this electronic mail message is about, my brother. (Hey...I know you're not my brother REALLY....it's just "slang" again (guilty!), as I'm trying to put forth a bond, using our similarities as fellow humans as a way of getting you to listen to my semi-forceful opinion).
In reference to wanting to dust crops after piloting a 747 as a timebuilder, I also commend you. To me, that sounds like a totally awesome idea! In fact, if you would really like to gain extremely valueable (and always a hoot!) aviating time, I would highly recommend following the road to riches as I have- become a certified flight instructor, my brother. And then a certified Instrument Instructor!! And then a multiengine instructor!!!! YES!!!!! There is no better way to meet fascinating people that you are always eager to fly with, no matter how many millions and millions of times you've been around that motherf***ing traffic pattern, G. Even if, after they have 50 hours of what we like to call (pardon the slang- here we go again!) "dual instruction," and they slam on the wrong rudder whilst trying to make a crosswind landing, it'll be....well, how can I put this....it'll be just like McDonald's:
you'll gettin yo groove thang on and shoutin' at that beeeatch, "I'M LOVIN' IT!!!"
I want to help you, my new young best friend. I want to show all young little minds what fun aviating can be. Especially being a Certified Flight Instructor. I wake up every single day and JUMP out of my bed...which is actually an old bathtub....and am absolutely EAGER to tackle the workday. I march right into my FBO, look around the room, stand up straight, put my hands on my hips and shout aloud: "OK WORLD! I'M HERE, AND I'M READY TO MAKE $15 AN HOUR, AND TAKE HOME MY $150 A WEEK! WHAT IS ON MY PLATE TODAY!?!" It really impresses the ladies (you're a little young for that though, young man- don't let them distract you from your dream!) if you slowly raise your outstretched arms above your head as you shout all of that- very dramatic, you follow, G? You can have this life also! It's not out of reach for anyone- don't let my one stripe intimidate you! Are you following my "rap," new best friend? We are best friends, right?
G (do you mind if I call you that?), if you really want to flourish in this crazy world, become an aviator. Be just like me. I am the best pilot in the entire world, and I started with sh*t, just like you surely have. If you really would like to be like me, which I assume you do, follow your dreams. Become famous. Become a risk-taker. Become thin, muscular, and rich. Become an aviator or even a flight instructor! And when your dreams finally do come true, and I know they will-I can tell, because you have THAT DRIVE, you know?? When they finally do come true, and you have found riches, fame, and a slender, muscular build, please contact me through this website and send me some money, I am completely broke. Thanks, and good hunting! I'll surely be catching you on the flip side!
Well, hello there, brother. I am certainly down with all of that jive, of which you were recently speaking. I would like to congratulate you....you obviously are ready to give this crazy, overpaid occupation that we are all in a good ol' college try! In case you don't follow the lingo, G, "college try" is "slang" for hard work, or very hard try, depending on the context of the message. Sorry, I'll attempt to refrain using such slang so as to not lose you in the future. My crazy family always give me a gosh-load of heck for using such slang around the house! My family is great though, and it's wonderful that I see them so often, five times a day in fact, being that I'm a professional pilot. But on to what this electronic mail message is about, my brother. (Hey...I know you're not my brother REALLY....it's just "slang" again (guilty!), as I'm trying to put forth a bond, using our similarities as fellow humans as a way of getting you to listen to my semi-forceful opinion).
In reference to wanting to dust crops after piloting a 747 as a timebuilder, I also commend you. To me, that sounds like a totally awesome idea! In fact, if you would really like to gain extremely valueable (and always a hoot!) aviating time, I would highly recommend following the road to riches as I have- become a certified flight instructor, my brother. And then a certified Instrument Instructor!! And then a multiengine instructor!!!! YES!!!!! There is no better way to meet fascinating people that you are always eager to fly with, no matter how many millions and millions of times you've been around that motherf***ing traffic pattern, G. Even if, after they have 50 hours of what we like to call (pardon the slang- here we go again!) "dual instruction," and they slam on the wrong rudder whilst trying to make a crosswind landing, it'll be....well, how can I put this....it'll be just like McDonald's:
you'll gettin yo groove thang on and shoutin' at that beeeatch, "I'M LOVIN' IT!!!"
I want to help you, my new young best friend. I want to show all young little minds what fun aviating can be. Especially being a Certified Flight Instructor. I wake up every single day and JUMP out of my bed...which is actually an old bathtub....and am absolutely EAGER to tackle the workday. I march right into my FBO, look around the room, stand up straight, put my hands on my hips and shout aloud: "OK WORLD! I'M HERE, AND I'M READY TO MAKE $15 AN HOUR, AND TAKE HOME MY $150 A WEEK! WHAT IS ON MY PLATE TODAY!?!" It really impresses the ladies (you're a little young for that though, young man- don't let them distract you from your dream!) if you slowly raise your outstretched arms above your head as you shout all of that- very dramatic, you follow, G? You can have this life also! It's not out of reach for anyone- don't let my one stripe intimidate you! Are you following my "rap," new best friend? We are best friends, right?
G (do you mind if I call you that?), if you really want to flourish in this crazy world, become an aviator. Be just like me. I am the best pilot in the entire world, and I started with sh*t, just like you surely have. If you really would like to be like me, which I assume you do, follow your dreams. Become famous. Become a risk-taker. Become thin, muscular, and rich. Become an aviator or even a flight instructor! And when your dreams finally do come true, and I know they will-I can tell, because you have THAT DRIVE, you know?? When they finally do come true, and you have found riches, fame, and a slender, muscular build, please contact me through this website and send me some money, I am completely broke. Thanks, and good hunting! I'll surely be catching you on the flip side!
