Want some torture with your peanuts?

[CA1900]

Washington Times = as good as the National Enquirer.

What, no respect for cult leader Sun Myung Moon's mouthpiece?

 

[PBRstreetgang]

I wonder if if I can have these installed on my F/O's, Every time that they whine that their 18 month upgrade is taking too long, flip the safety, hit the button and 50,000volts of STFU flows onto their stupid body. The ASPCA would likely protest, who cares? Gimme one of them now!
PBR
P.S. I wonder, would application below 10K violate sterile cockpit, not that it would deter me though!

 

[labbats]

Isn't this the part in the thread where Joe Dirt pipes up?

 

[Motown]

1. What stops Mr. Bad Guy from simply cutting his off right before he initiates hostilities?
2. Are all passengers zapped together, or is there some way to zap individual passengers? (I imagine it is an all or nothing electrocution... how would the control panel work otherwise. If 6 guys stand up, there is no way the FA could sift through the passenger records trying to figure out who the 6 are... which leads me to my next two questions:
3. Are all FAM's and other LEO's zapped with the rest of the group; or
4. Can Mr. Bad Guy instantly recognize the FAM's and LEO's because they will be the ones NOT wearing the wristbands?

 

[Abernathy]

Can we use them on obnoxious babies and kids?

This sort of thing would be shot down if it were ever brought up as a serious proposition.