Wanna see some people c-ap their pants??

[Eagleflip]

into the harness buckle, and thence via my privates to some unknown destination

Ahh...that's why your hair looked like that.

 

[say again]

I've been struck n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nine-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-te-e-e-e-e-e-e-n-n-n-n, nineteen times and wasn't affected at all!!!!!!!